Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[msommers]

All my scam responses have come from Autotrader, none elsewhere. I wonder if it's typically older people that look on there still and therefore more vulnerable?

[FunWheelDrive]

WHAT A DEAL, Why didn't I think of that, buy a car, put 200,000kms on it, and sell it for more than new even with adjusting for inflation!

[schurchill39]

I would hope that that is a joke. Maybe an add he was forced to put up when he doesn't really want to? No sane person can think a 1990 Talon with 200k on it will sell for even 50% of that.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Maybe it's a typo and it's $2900?
Still too high.

[Swank]

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Maybe it's a typo and it's $2900?
Still too high.

My thoughts too, I do like the title though heh.

[Mitsu3000gt]

It doesn't read like a joke, which is kind of sad actually. He probably actually thinks it's worth something. He'd be lucky to get $200 from the kidney foundation.

Either that or it's a typo as mentioned above, and he accidentally added a zero (or two).

[FunWheelDrive]

I tried messaging him asking if he meant $2900 or $29,000 and he never responded lol

[Toilet_X]

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I admire people who are smart enough to build shops out of sea-cans.

My uncle did it, and its a great set up.

[A790]

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It doesn't read like a joke, which is kind of sad actually. He probably actually thinks it's worth something. He'd be lucky to get $200 from the kidney foundation.

Either that or it's a typo as mentioned above, and he accidentally added a zero (or two).

He'll get $3-$5k any day of the week.

[Mitsu3000gt]

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He'll get $3-$5k any day of the week.

So, 90% less than he's asking? Haha. Like I said, I think he added at least one zero by accident. Either that or he thinks he has some sort of collector's car.

[JfuckinC]

"Clean" "Minor"
lol

[killramos]

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"Clean" "Minor"
lol

That rear Rim is what got me

[Mitsu3000gt]

"Minor dents" lol that looks like it was t-boned on two separate occasions.

[Darell_n]

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"Minor dents" lol that looks like it was t-boned on two separate occasions.

It has minor dents for a Dodge, that's all.

[ercchry]

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It has minor dents for a Dodge, that's all.

For the amount of drinking he probably does, he’s doing pretty good on the dents

[speedog]

The mother of all rare earth magnets, 35.2 pounds of madness.

Please view this ad:

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Price: $.500

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[Graham_A_M]

^I'd pay that if it was an electro magnet, but something permanently magnified is kind of tough call.

[Mitsu3000gt]

I've never bought anything off Kijiji in my life but I'm looking for a new GPU (1080Ti - if you have one let me know) and thought I'd give it a try. Literally my first interaction:

ME: Will you take X dollars, and could you also please tell me if 1) If it has ever been overclocked and 2) If it has ever been used for bitcoin mining

HIM: sure I will take X$

ME: Great, thank you for your reply. Can you please tell me if 1) If it has ever been overclocked and 2) If it has ever been used for bitcoin mining

HIM: it is working fine you can play most of games

ME: Thank you, I am aware of the card's capabilities, I am just wondering if 1) If it has ever been overclocked and 2) If it has ever been used for bitcoin mining

HIM: it still has 2 years warranty


How on earth do these people function on a day to day bsis? I honestly don't understand it.

[D'z Nutz]

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I've never bought anything off Kijiji in my life

Haha what the fuck? With the amount of Kijiji ranting you've done before, that surprises me... but at the same time it doesn't. I look forward to you drawing your single negative experience as the norm for all Kijiji transations in your future rants

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How on earth do these people function on a day to day bsis? I honestly don't understand it.

I think the fact that he explicitly dodges your direct questions like that should tell you all you need to know about the video card haha

[Tik-Tok]

At this point, that's just him avoiding the question.