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    All my scam responses have come from Autotrader, none elsewhere. I wonder if it's typically older people that look on there still and therefore more vulnerable?
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    WHAT A DEAL, Why didn't I think of that, buy a car, put 200,000kms on it, and sell it for more than new even with adjusting for inflation!

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    I would hope that that is a joke. Maybe an add he was forced to put up when he doesn't really want to? No sane person can think a 1990 Talon with 200k on it will sell for even 50% of that.
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    Maybe it's a typo and it's $2900?
    Still too high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    Maybe it's a typo and it's $2900?
    Still too high.
    My thoughts too, I do like the title though heh.

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    It doesn't read like a joke, which is kind of sad actually. He probably actually thinks it's worth something. He'd be lucky to get $200 from the kidney foundation.

    Either that or it's a typo as mentioned above, and he accidentally added a zero (or two).

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    I tried messaging him asking if he meant $2900 or $29,000 and he never responded lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitsu3000gt View Post
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    It doesn't read like a joke, which is kind of sad actually. He probably actually thinks it's worth something. He'd be lucky to get $200 from the kidney foundation.

    Either that or it's a typo as mentioned above, and he accidentally added a zero (or two).
    He'll get $3-$5k any day of the week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A790 View Post
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    He'll get $3-$5k any day of the week.
    So, 90% less than he's asking? Haha. Like I said, I think he added at least one zero by accident. Either that or he thinks he has some sort of collector's car.

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    "Clean" "Minor"
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JfuckinC View Post
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    "Clean" "Minor"
    lol
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    "Minor dents" lol that looks like it was t-boned on two separate occasions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitsu3000gt View Post
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    "Minor dents" lol that looks like it was t-boned on two separate occasions.
    It has minor dents for a Dodge, that's all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darell_n View Post
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    It has minor dents for a Dodge, that's all.
    For the amount of drinking he probably does, he’s doing pretty good on the dents

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    The mother of all rare earth magnets, 35.2 pounds of madness.

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    THE MOTHER OF ALL RARE EARTH MAGNETS !!!,
    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-oth...nt=app_android

    Price: $.500

    Download the application from the Google Play Store.
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    ^I'd pay that if it was an electro magnet, but something permanently magnified is kind of tough call.
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    I've never bought anything off Kijiji in my life but I'm looking for a new GPU (1080Ti - if you have one let me know) and thought I'd give it a try. Literally my first interaction:

    ME: Will you take X dollars, and could you also please tell me if 1) If it has ever been overclocked and 2) If it has ever been used for bitcoin mining

    HIM: sure I will take X$

    ME: Great, thank you for your reply. Can you please tell me if 1) If it has ever been overclocked and 2) If it has ever been used for bitcoin mining

    HIM: it is working fine you can play most of games

    ME: Thank you, I am aware of the card's capabilities, I am just wondering if 1) If it has ever been overclocked and 2) If it has ever been used for bitcoin mining

    HIM: it still has 2 years warranty


    How on earth do these people function on a day to day bsis? I honestly don't understand it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitsu3000gt View Post
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    I've never bought anything off Kijiji in my life
    Haha what the fuck? With the amount of Kijiji ranting you've done before, that surprises me... but at the same time it doesn't. I look forward to you drawing your single negative experience as the norm for all Kijiji transations in your future rants

    Quote Originally Posted by Mitsu3000gt View Post
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    How on earth do these people function on a day to day bsis? I honestly don't understand it.
    I think the fact that he explicitly dodges your direct questions like that should tell you all you need to know about the video card haha

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    At this point, that's just him avoiding the question.

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