Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I’ve heard the Color of your tools is of primary importance.

I'm used to the green ones being newer models and the other ones being ancient, but these freaky yellow ones look pretty much the same.
He can still blow me because he obviously has two sets and can't tell me which one is for sale along with Home Depot currently selling the drill/impact with a battery for $98 and who needs the other shit.

[never]

To me, it looks like all of the same stuff, just the camera screwing up the colour.

Look at the cluster of marks on the left side of the metal on the impact…same on both.

The seller is probably saying the same things about you to his friends!

[ExtraSlow]

Two wrongs haven't made a right here.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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To me, it looks like all of the same stuff, just the camera screwing up the colour.

Look at the cluster of marks on the left side of the metal on the impact…same on both.

The seller is probably saying the same things about you to his friends!

Wow, good eye. I think you're right. What an insane thing for a camera to do, particularly when that's the same yellow hue that Ryobi has on their much older blue tools.
So confuse!

Hopefully his friends tell him to get a better camera and then gang bang his cat.

[killramos]

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To me, it looks like all of the same stuff, just the camera screwing up the colour.

Look at the cluster of marks on the left side of the metal on the impact…same on both.

The seller is probably saying the same things about you to his friends!

That was my thought. Literally didn’t even move it’s entirely lighting / editing.

[mr2mike]

Maybe buy the damn tools and he can buy a new camera?

[JohnnyHockey13]

Sorry man, you're an idiot if you think someone is selling 2 sets , one of each color...wtf lol posed exactly the same nonetheless

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Sorry man, you're an idiot if you think someone is selling 2 sets , one of each color...wtf lol posed exactly the same nonetheless

Ouch, my feeling.
Bought a brand new drill and impact combo set with 2 batteries from Home Depot for $98 instead. Will very myself to sleep without shitty radio, flashlight and non colour blindness.

I wish negative Rep was still anonymous so someone could NegRep you and you would think it was me. Enjoy your houseboat in Columbus.

[SKR]

[SKR]

Have you ever looked at a Ferrari 355 and thought, "I really like that car, except I hate the way it looks and drives and sounds"? Well look no further @Buster , here is your dream car. Why pay thousands more for a poorly-designed Ferrari when you can buy a Fierorari? And not just any off-the-shelf Fierorari. This one is a custom.

Custom Ferrari 355 Spider Replica Roadster with Soft Top

Custom removable rear window

Custom Velcro soft top

Custom side mirror

Custom headlights

Custom front grill

Custom turn signals and tail lights

Custom interior console

This isn't some assembly line Ferrari piece of garbage. Custom all the way through. 1 of 1. Call Patrick.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...obo/1632349238

[ExtraSlow]

Fiero is often the best answer.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

We picked up a real F355 at work this week for not much more than that…

[ExtraSlow]

[Buster]

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Have you ever looked at a Ferrari 355 and thought, "I really like that car, except I hate the way it looks and drives and sounds"? Well look no further @Buster , here is your dream car. Why pay thousands more for a poorly-designed Ferrari when you can buy a Fierorari? And not just any off-the-shelf Fierorari. This one is a custom.

















This isn't some assembly line Ferrari piece of garbage. Custom all the way through. 1 of 1. Call Patrick.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...obo/1632349238

They should paint it black.

[Tik-Tok]

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You must spread some seed around before giving it to ExtraSlow again.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of this commercial, pretty much anytime I hear the name Patrick.

[JfuckinC]

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We picked up a real F355 at work this week for not much more than that…

What? Need more info than that lol.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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What? Need more info than that lol.

Non running rebuilt title with 16668 miles. 6 speed GTS. Seems like an immobilizer issue, has original 1999 tires and is due for an engine out service by time.

[JfuckinC]

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Non running rebuilt title with 16668 miles. 6 speed GTS. Seems like an immobilizer issue, has original 1999 tires and is due for an engine out service by time.

Damn that’s sick!! You guys going to rebuild it or something? Or wanna sell it and I’ll LS swap it? Haha

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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Damn that’s sick!! You guys going to rebuild it or something? Or wanna sell it and I’ll LS swap it? Haha

My boss bought it as a personal project.

[JfuckinC]