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    You wanted to sell a smart car?

    Wanted to buy from me?

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    I'm Ron Burgundy?

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    LoL!!!!
    I am all out of reps to give today.

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    The poor guys running data analytics to determine the # of items bought and sold off the site have to have massive error bars.

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    Somebody is trying to pay for a divorce.
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    She wishes it was deep.
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    So deep put her ass to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJuan View Post
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    Somebody is trying to pay for a divorce.
    Looks like the T3H0P2 house might be up for sale, too. Listed about 9 days ago. Hard to say for sure if it's the same seller as the car, though.

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    I understand these are sought after but come on....

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details...teLocale=en_CA

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    Quote Originally Posted by JfuckinC View Post
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    I understand these are sought after but come on....

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    Wait until I list my Samurai. I know what I got.
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    I say stupid shit all the time.
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    "Look at my small penis everyone,"


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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJuan View Post
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    Somebody is trying to pay for a divorce.
    I wonder what the statistics are on first time corvette buyers + divorce.

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    Have my built motor s10 up for trade, full painless harness, built trans / rear end, 4 wheel disc blah blah blah. This guy offers me 4k lol. Junkyard parts under the hood, no dash? complains about the factory wiring, no working ac? Lol, look under the hood Says he will trailer his 305 swapped fiero or his z28 on 18s down to drag race me. Glad this was built from an old bus from pick n pull as a donor



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    Lol some other beyonder trying to get a deal?

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    This potato’s name was James if that helps lol…. It was a long conversation but he basically knows as much about cars as Helen Keller
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    The appropriate answer is “No”
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    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Seller made the mistake of trying to convince the guy. Not needed, not productive.

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    Stay tuned for my Kijiji ads when my t-shirt biz kicks off.
    "Two old whores talking about soup" t-shirts are going to make me more money than chaiZ.

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    Arguing with Kijiji people is a waste.

    "$4k? No thanks" And move on.

    Now you could arrange a meeting in someplace far-ish away. Say the truck is located a at your garage in Crossfield
    (I'm assuming he's also in High River). Give fake address. Wait for the angry calls and messages. Post results on here.
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    She wishes it was deep.
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    So deep put her ass to sleep.

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    "$4k? No thanks" And move on.
    Also just block the user. There is nothing they ever say that is worth reading after that.
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    Came back to ogle 2Legit2Quit wife's buns...
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    They're certainly big, but I don't know if they are the BEST I've tasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    Also just block the user. There is nothing they ever say that is worth reading after that.
    That's the trouble with selling any sort of V8 domestic, all the wannabe cletus mcfarland trailer trash types come out of the woodwork with eloquent messages such as "10k" or "lowest price?" "does this 26 year old car have any problems"

    The plus side is you won't get the thank you sir please give me deal brown guy messages, but I don't know what's worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJuan View Post
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    Arguing with Kijiji people is a waste.

    "$4k? No thanks" And move on.
    This! No point in engaging with them once you know theyre out to waste your time, even if you were willing to take $4k we all know this loser would ghost you when time came to buy
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    and I did not have the only say in the matter (most people just want it done ASAP and don't care about quality).
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    If anything we made a better decision because we had a consensus and were all on the same page.

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