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    Why is he showcasing the French side, or is the a Quebecois/Francophone bucket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swank View Post
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    Why is he showcasing the French side, or is the a Quebecois/Francophone bucket?
    Paging local, self-identified, scholar cultural heritage extraordinare @ThePenIsMightier

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    The reasons are indigenous.
    Maybe IndigiQueers is short for "Indigenous Quebecers. I'll phone the suicide hotline to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    Les raisons sont indigènes.
    Peut-être qu'IndigiQueers est l'abréviation de "Québécois autochtones". Je vais téléphoner à la ligne d'assistance téléphonique pour demander.
    Fixed pour L'habitant.

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    Gross
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    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Now I feel like Pea Soup for lunch...

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    Not actually "funny" but I didn't know where else to put this. Used vehicle dealer that explicitly doesn't allow cash purchase. I admire thier honesty.
    *NO CASH DEALS SORRY*
    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-travel-trail...lable/m6024524
    Their website: https://autobyfinance.ca/how-it-works/ makes it sound like you'd need to apply for credit before ever viewing a vehicle.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    saw this on a waffle page, laughed at the price, figured it was ridiculous waffle mark up... it wasn't. Also apparently new 4runners are $80k+? wtffff lol

    (im sure you guys are friends with these guys too haha)

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...5404?undefined

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    Quote Originally Posted by JfuckinC View Post
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    saw this on a waffle page, laughed at the price, figured it was ridiculous waffle mark up... it wasn't. Also apparently new 4runners are $80k+? wtffff lol

    (im sure you guys are friends with these guys too haha)

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...5404?undefined

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    Nice build but mods are worth pennies on the dollar. $85k for a 5 year old 4Runner is out to lunch.

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    Waffles are still a thing? Wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
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    Waffles are still a thing? Wow
    just because you don't get a rush from gambling doesn't mean 90% of the rest of the world doesn't lol

    They're going strong, saw a hellcat go last week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JfuckinC View Post
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    just because you don't get a rush from gambling doesn't mean 90% of the rest of the world doesn't lol

    They're going strong, saw a hellcat go last week.
    There's a guy in edmonton that mostly does classics and his prices seem to be more reasonable on things, but still, that guy is busy as fuck.

    He spends money like no one I've ever seen, it's unreal, so I think he's doing very well.

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    Anyone who's bored can report them to aglc.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Officially the lowest lowball I've ever gotten. $40 for a set of rims? Sent his ass down to Seton
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    ROFL, what's that address? Random or do you have beef?

    I'd have sent him to 5940 Blackfoot Trail SE or something

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    Just random farthest corner of the city I picked

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    My god, that's funny. Please post the follow up dialogue.

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    @Sentry should almost go down there and take covert pics of the disappointment
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    She wishes it was deep.
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    So deep put her ass to sleep.

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    Don't even think about getting the plate with the flag from the people who lost the racist war, it's not for sale.

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details...dId=1654557119

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    There's nobody dumber than someone from central Alberta.
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    ^ you sent me down a trail of clicking through other listings in the area

    this ones description is great

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...8760?undefined

    Still available but nah screw y'all I don't even want to sell to your broke asses talking about how much to fuel how much to insure! Boy how much for wasting my time?
    It's a 460/C6/9" car from factory
    Overall 9/10 with some small bubbling starting under the top. Paint is in remarkably good shape and car runs and drives great.
    Message me on here don't waste my time or yours.
    I don't respond to "is this still available"
    Hop off my dick too

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