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    Pretty horrific 2007 458 replica on FB marketplace for a whopping 30k

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...Anull%7D%22%7D
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    ^ that is horrendous, the fact the seller isn't trolling is even worse

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Dubbs View Post
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    Pretty horrific 2007 458 replica on FB marketplace for a whopping 30k

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...Anull%7D%22%7D
    I feel bad for the guy, wanted to create something that could have been cool, to some degree, lost the ability to see the project through, I can't think of anybody that would pay anything past $15k for that. So far from a 458, why start with an Eclipse? $30k for that thing? Um best wishes buddy.

    Curious to how he acquired that body for it. Countless years ago Lamborghini was about to sue these kit car manufacturers, I wanted a tube frame Diablo replica with a BMW 5L V12 from an 850I, mated to a Porsche gearbox.
    It would cost about $100k, but it would have been entirely reliable. That was from a Saskatoon based company called NAERC, or North American Exotic replicas. When Lamborghini was about to sue them, they closed up shop exceptionally quickly. Curious that someone could have bought a fiberglass 458 body, then proportioned it to work.
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    forums.beyond.ca/threads/415483-FS-Christmas-Decorations-Located-in-Deer-Run-SE-Helping-a-friend-out?p=5018409#post5018409

    Scroll to the end to see a plunger labelled "Charlie Brown Tree" for $30

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    Screenshot_20211211-172247_Instagram.jpg

    Not kijiji, but close enough

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    Here's a couple Sunday morning ha-has.

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...uck/1602093472

    Adult toys must mean quads and dirtbikes to this guy, not dildos and fleshlights like I'd think. Or maybe it does. Try your trade.

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    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...tom/1601992052

    Or this one, a smashed 99 LeSabre for the low low price of $13500. Something to be proud of.

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    Not funny, but do you guys notice the ads on the app are insanely sensitive?! As I scroll by I’m always getting taken to Walmart’s website haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by JfuckinC View Post
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    Not funny, but do you guys notice the ads on the app are insanely sensitive?! As I scroll by I’m always getting taken to Walmart’s website haha
    Yep it’s fucking Apple Music for me.

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    Facebook marketplace, but hilarious anyway.
    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...8180454884968/
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    What do you have for partial trade?
    I like odd stuff worth fixing and keeping, machinery, tools ,etc be preferred, however I am unable to finish this due to health and financial issues.
    If you have the talent and imagination it could be anything, I was thinking floating food truck.
    $12000 is a number I picked but I have no idea the price as there is nothing to compare it with, only one ever built.
    It’s worth exactly what someone will give me for it. ( baseball card syndrome.)
    23 foot Floating rv made with 6061 ( Aircraft grade. )aluminum at least twice as thick as aluminum on airstream trailers, 6061 aluminum frame and bumpers, body is riveted with aircraft type rivets more than 3000 in all plus several hundred screws (all aluminum) 2” apart 1” apart some are closer on the roof with rubber between each sheet or aluminum 4 individual pontoons 6’x2’x3”built each into the floor filled with closed cell styrofoam insulation plus 4” of Versi-Foam polyurethane closed cell spray foam.
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    I almost shat myself after eating way too much at lunch with @killramos so ya, we can start the diaper thread now.

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    Ha. That's the one I posted, except he took out the part about taking adult toys on trade which amused me so.
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    Fb marketplace

    This curbing ad hits funny TO ME; what is it leaving province, or you want to trade for another vehicle?


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    "Retail in 2002"

    That's supposed to somehow be a selling point 20 years later?
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    The AHS system is quite good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    "Retail in 2002"

    That's supposed to somehow be a selling point 20 years later?
    Just trying to dispell all the inquisitive people asking "what the retail is on one of those?"

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    That person also sells "men's stuff". #interasted
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    I almost shat myself after eating way too much at lunch with @killramos so ya, we can start the diaper thread now.

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    Nice. Ontario condo assignment flippers in yyc… I remember when the builders allowed $5,000 deposits securing condo units at London at heritage station, then 2008 hit and people with a few unit contracts just walked away and developer became accidental landlord. But then again, Calgary real estate is hawttttttttt right now

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    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...-0l/1609679661


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    500 or trade for something else in similar condition heated seats and sunroof comes with 3 sets of tires summer all season and winter (two of the winters are bent) doesnít run I thought it was the ecm so I got a new one programmed didnít solve anything it didnít recognize it so I just gave up will start under the old one does run and drive but stalls frequently and wonít start back up was misfiring aswell also cut the fuel mileage in half not sure if itís running on all cylinders given the right person I do think it will drive again has rust here and there back driver side window is smashed it could make for a cool project car if your willing to put that kind of time into it will need to be trailered

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    Supercharge it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...-0l/1609679661


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    500 or trade for something else in similar condition heated seats and sunroof comes with 3 sets of tires summer all season and winter (two of the winters are bent) doesn’t run I thought it was the ecm so I got a new one programmed didn’t solve anything it didn’t recognize it so I just gave up will start under the old one does run and drive but stalls frequently and won’t start back up was misfiring aswell also cut the fuel mileage in half not sure if it’s running on all cylinders given the right person I do think it will drive again has rust here and there back driver side window is smashed it could make for a cool project car if your willing to put that kind of time into it will need to be trailered
    Wow
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...-0l/1609679661


    Paging GrammarSS for this pasted gem:

    500 or trade for something else in similar condition heated seats and sunroof comes with 3 sets of tires summer all season and winter (two of the winters are bent) doesn’t run I thought it was the ecm so I got a new one programmed didn’t solve anything it didn’t recognize it so I just gave up will start under the old one does run and drive but stalls frequently and won’t start back up was misfiring aswell also cut the fuel mileage in half not sure if it’s running on all cylinders given the right person I do think it will drive again has rust here and there back driver side window is smashed it could make for a cool project car if your willing to put that kind of time into it will need to be trailered
    Jokes on you. Ad sold lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    Jokes on you. Ad sold lol
    Oh, I bet that didn't quite command asking price...
    Doesn't run. Fucked. No rear window. Wouldn't be worth $2k if running.
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