Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[never]

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Hahahaha! Those are brutal welds!!

[ae92gts]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true

"decent interior that is deceptively large like a cute girl on tinder

hahahaha

[killramos]

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My favorite is the location "East-Central Calgary", first time I have ever heard of Forest Lawn called that

[Nufy]

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Hahahaha! Those are brutal welds!!

holy fuck...

My 12 year old did a SAIt welding camp and brought home better work that that...

[adidas]

I'm not so sure about that...

[tehwegz]

They said it would serve you. They didn't say it would serve you well. I never shop for used mattresses, but I would instantly "next" that ad. It's even propped up on what looks like a garbage disposal.

[adidas]

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They said it would serve you. They didn't say it would serve you well. I never shop for used mattresses, but I would instantly "next" that ad. It's even propped up on what looks like a garbage disposal.

I think you missed the gist of my post. The ad states "no stain" while two huge ass blotches are visible that cover an area equal to half of the mattress.

[bjstare]

Ad for an old X3... says "Active status. Good condition. No mechanical issues. Just few minor electronic issues, engine light is on. Trunk doesn't open. Rear windows don't roll up/down. Other than that car is in great shape ."

lol, good condition except nothing works. Other than that, great shape. Location: abbeydale, big surprise.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true

[Sonic]

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Ad for an old X3... says "Active status. Good condition. No mechanical issues. Just few minor electronic issues, engine light is on. Trunk doesn't open. Rear windows don't roll up/down. Other than that car is in great shape ."

lol, good condition except nothing works. Other than that, great shape. Location: abbeydale, big surprise.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true

Are you new to the world of used cars? Those are really really minor for an old German car and easy to medium DIY depending on what code shows up for the check engine light... Usually it's something dumb like an 02 sensor. Would make a great winter beater, km aren't too high either. I'm actually surprised it's in Abbeydale, seller doesn't seem like a dead beat punk.... It's the 3.0 as well.

[Disoblige]

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Are you new to the world of used cars? Those are really really minor for an old German car and easy to medium DIY depending on what code shows up for the check engine light... Usually it's something dumb like an 02 sensor.

But the thing is, you and likely the owner doesn't know what the CEL is for. So the fact he is trying to downplay all of that and say it's in good condition is laughable. Then that opens up to what else he/she is neglecting to tell us, or even he himself doesn't know since he doesn't look to be the person who really cares much for the car.

You can also tell the windshield is cracked on the bottom area on both driver and passenger side.

[jaylo]

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Are you new to the world of used cars? Those are really really minor for an old German car and easy to medium DIY depending on what code shows up for the check engine light... Usually it's something dumb like an 02 sensor. Would make a great winter beater, km aren't too high either. I'm actually surprised it's in Abbeydale, seller doesn't seem like a dead beat punk.... It's the 3.0 as well.

BMW's CEL usually means pricey replacement, not your average Honda or Nissan CEL.
Best to get it diagnosed and check for the Codes on what is actually throwing it.

[G-ZUS]

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Are you new to the world of used cars? Those are really really minor for an old German car and easy to medium DIY depending on what code shows up for the check engine light... Usually it's something dumb like an 02 sensor. Would make a great winter beater, km aren't too high either. I'm actually surprised it's in Abbeydale, seller doesn't seem like a dead beat punk.... It's the 3.0 as well.

more than likely a curber

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BMW's CEL usually means pricey replacement, not your average Honda or Nissan CEL.
Best to get it diagnosed and check for the Codes on what is actually throwing it.

definitely get it diagnosed but I disagree with that last statement. I've had a few BMW's over the years, they are super easy to work on if you know what you are doing.

[Sonic]

Curbers would just clear the light before every test drive.

[redblack]

A curber would have put "mint" condition in there a few times

[SKR]

If I was selling a vehicle, and in the ad I was going to say "very good shape", and I was only going to post one picture, I don't think I'd use a picture of it hanging off the back of a tow truck.



https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true

[Mitsu3000gt]

I'm looking at Kijiji right now to help determine the best sale price for a phone and the amount of ads I have come across that say "perfect condition except for the giant crack" is stunning. How do these people think that will be overlooked?

[SKR]

What don't I understand about the Olds 4-4-2 market? $12,000 for this, and it says it's all original but literally every piece on it is fucked. Is this ad just a gag that went over my head?

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...ationFlag=true

This is a very rare Canadian built factory 400 cubic inch M21 Muncie 4 speed Olds 442. It is an original, untouched muscle car. Last registration in B.C. - 1977. It needs a LOT of work, but worth the effort. This car comes with: factory Hurst shifter, original dealer documentation ,Protect-O-Plate, and the original warranty registration booklet in the first owner's name. I have found only 2 registered owners of this Oldsmobile. The engine appears to be original; I have not tried to start it, but it does turn over by hand. Comes with an extra set of doors. No trades please. Serious inquiries only. Asking $12,000 obo. 780-695-1934. Brent.

I'm surprised "barn find", "patina" and "I know what I have" don't show up in the ad.

[rvd]

Don't know what kind of drugs this fob is on.

[Boosted131]

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Don't know what kind of drugs this fob is on.

[Seth1968]

My Kijiji ad says:

I'm firm at $500. No low ballers or anyone else who isn't serious. Don't email me with "What's your lowest price" or anything of the sort.

The very first email reply from "Greghh":

Hi, I'm interested. Please contact me if this is still available would you take 300