Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[vengie]

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People realize that continually increasing property taxes, property values, and interest rates eventually flow through to renters too right?

Renting isn’t some genius scheme to decouple yourself from those costs.

Justinflation is real.

Want cheaper rent? Elect cheaper politicians and don’t live in trendy parts of town.

How dare you.

Don't you know landlords are all rich and as such should be supplementing the cost of living for others who feel they should be immune to the rising cost of living?

[mr2mike]

Landlords are evil and need to be punished for their decisions.
-Former Mayor and Current Mayor

[max_boost]

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People realize that continually increasing property taxes, property values, and interest rates eventually flow through to renters too right?

Renting isn’t some genius scheme to decouple yourself from those costs.

Justinflation is real.

Want cheaper rent? Elect cheaper politicians and don’t live in trendy parts of town.

We are all in this together

[msommers]

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People are pieces of shit.

I think they're delusional and ignorant more than pieces of shit. We'll see what the market actually bears. I mean if someone wants to rent out our infill for $6,000 a month, come on in.

[Rocket1k78]

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People realize that continually increasing property taxes, property values, and interest rates eventually flow through to renters too right?.

Dont try and make sense

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How dare you.

Don't you know landlords are all rich and as such should be supplementing the cost of living for others who feel they should be immune to the rising cost of living?

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But I don’t see how they are “Kijiji Funnies”

Im not too familiar with that area rental wise but those prices dont sound that insane.

[msommers]

The townhouse is at least $500-$700 too high. I keep an eye on rental and housing prices often, plus I live in the area. Someone would have to be desperate or stupid to pay $3,000/month with pet restrictions and no utilities for that place.

[bjstare]

In some bizarro world where I was a renter, I'd pay more to live in a place with pet restrictions if I had to share walls. The last thing I want to do is listen to someone else's barking dog all day.

[killramos]

3000/mo doesn’t go very far toward paying a mortgage and property taxes in 2022.

Awesome asset class.

[Gman.45]

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3000/mo doesn’t go very far toward paying a mortgage and property taxes in 2022.

Awesome asset class.

Crazy isn't it. No wonder the current young generation feels hopeless. When I was 26 and I built my first house in Cranston circa 1999, for 1400 sqft with detached 2 car garage, I put 15% down and my mortgage PIT was $989 per month, for a brand new home built by a decent builder (Morrison at the time).

Home costs have tripled, while wages have gone up what, maybe 25% from then?

[msommers]

$3,000/month can get you a lot further than that basic 4-plex unit if you spend 30 seconds on Rentfaster.

It's hilariously priced.

[Brent.ff]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...0419165190257/

Oh boy

[TomcoPDR]

Ratrod ready

[suntan]

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...0419165190257/

Oh boy

Condition: Used - Fair

[Brent.ff]

‘Tiny bit rusted’

[JRSC00LUDE]

Fbook marketplace post but still funny.



Someone asked in the comments why it needed a new motor, he said because I put too much octane boost in and melted the old one.

[SKR]

What a bad deal. $260 for 6 hours of driving, you cover all costs, must have a vehicle that isn't fuel efficient.

[ThePenIsMightier]

^LoL, no doubt!
Assume 80km/h average, so a quick 480km drive at the govt rate of 57¢/km is $274 that you should be getting... Assuming you were paid Zero wage.
Winning!!!

Also, what minivan fits a 4'x4' pallet?

[SKR]

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Also, what minivan fits a 4'x4' pallet?

That's a you problem, not a Chris problem. You should have thought about that before you showed up to make $260 CASH.

Edit: I like the line "this is NOT Amazon". It reminds me of when parodies were popular in porn before the step genre took off.

[ExtraSlow]

Caravan fits sheets of plywood., pretty sure my odyssey would too, although caravan had a nice flat load floor.

Agree that's a terrible pay scale. Even with a fwd van using 8l/100, you are spending $60 on fuel as well. Current gov't mileage is 0.61/km, and you better get commercial insurance too, so your time is worth less than zero.

[2Legit2Quit]

Sounds like it would be Intelcom making Amazon deliveries, all of them up here drive clapped out minivans packed to the gills for deliveries