Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[killramos]

Is this really any worse of a deal than being a DoorDash driver?

[ExtraSlow]

Probably very equivalent. Which is awful.

[lilmira]

a job for the real driver who drives for respect

[Tik-Tok]

"Perfect for veterans"

Are they driving into a war-zone?

[ThePenIsMightier]

Is govt rate 61¢ now??! I thought it was 57¢

[mr2mike]

I love all these winter tire for sale ads.
All of them are "Like new". I guess, true the color is still black.

[G-ZUS]

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I love all these winter tire for sale ads.
All of them are "Like new". I guess, true the color is still black.

Most are at the wear bars

[ThePenIsMightier]

Or date code 2002

[killramos]

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Or date code 2002

If the rubber is cracked does that make it winter tread?

[DonJuan]

^ Custom siping. That's better than new pay extra for that.

[vengie]

Guilty.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Problems, eh?

[90_Shelby]

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I love all these winter tire for sale ads.
All of them are "Like new". I guess, true the color is still black.

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Most are at the wear bars

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Or date code 2002

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If the rubber is cracked does that make it winter tread?

$450 in my pocket is better then tossing them.

[ExtraSlow]

Some poor cunt will appreciate the value.

[SKR]

Of all the shit I've sold on Kijiji, tires are by far the easiest thing to sell. The hardest thing is to wrap your head around percentages. I had a set that I knew what the tread depth was new, and I knew what it was at the time. I put all that in the ad. And the amount of fuckers that would ask how much percent tread was left would make your head spin. Like, if it comes with 15/32 and it has 11/32 left, surely you can work that out yourself. But no. Don't try to be accurate or honest, just call it either 75 or 50% no matter what it actually is, and they'll be sold today. People love used tires.

[mr2mike]

Lots of effort put forward on this ad.

[D'z Nutz]

I can't imagine how this could possibly be comfortable to drive with.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...43385490072785

[mr2mike]

I like the drip catch plate.

[SKR]

It wouldn't be very sporty but it probably wouldn't be as uncomfortable as you might think. I drove a truck with a shifter at eye level or a little higher and it was alright.

[suntan]

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Of all the shit I've sold on Kijiji, tires are by far the easiest thing to sell. The hardest thing is to wrap your head around percentages. I had a set that I knew what the tread depth was new, and I knew what it was at the time. I put all that in the ad. And the amount of fuckers that would ask how much percent tread was left would make your head spin. Like, if it comes with 15/32 and it has 11/32 left, surely you can work that out yourself. But no. Don't try to be accurate or honest, just call it either 75 or 50% no matter what it actually is, and they'll be sold today. People love used tires.

Say 69%. Should sell them in an instant.