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    If you lick her fish the microwave is free

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    Quote Originally Posted by darthVWader View Post
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    Isn’t this guy a beyonder? Or some other beyonder has a bunch of bright green cars and a matching boat. If this isn’t that guy, they should definitely be friends.

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    Lol - thanks for the callout on the green stuff (wrangler and boat). i've seen this TH in person downtown and it is something special...err....what mom taught me, i just can't say something nice.

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    Isn’t this guy a beyonder? Or some other beyonder has a bunch of bright green cars and a matching boat. If this isn’t that guy, they should definitely be friends.

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    ^LoL I can't believe Langford somehow got rid of all their -grey Camaro cars and acid wash jean jackets.


    In other news, this isn't creepy enough:

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    I’m not popular enough to form my own conclusion, what are you Beyond cool dudes thoughts on these builder grade but now can only be reused and downgraded as garage cabinets, but you still gotta pay $1,000 AND remove yourself?

    (To be clear, of course I’m not suggesting something for free. The liability, and labour of removal AND paying a substantial amount is what always gets me; to me, at least strip it ready for payment and pickup. Like to hear what Beyond standard mindset on the theory)

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    I don't understand someone wanting a random individual with unknown skill level to remove something permanent. Huge chance they fuck your walls and floor up in the process.

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    All fun and instagram games until the landlord shows up.

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    Can some of you trendy folks explain why a chair made of skateboard is worth so much?

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    Why did the AI targeted me for this? Never been a riceboy, always drove stock. Those bumper speed holes a gen-z new thing? Unless it’s getting ready for Supra tail inserts

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    Without the holes the car gets unstable faster than 300 km/hr. Duh!

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    911 with no info, a rough mileage listed, non running and a single photo of half the car under a car cover. Not sure if scam or FOB.

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    It's a terrible Turbo 911.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomcoPDR View Post
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    Why did the AI targeted me for this? Never been a riceboy, always drove stock. Those bumper speed holes a gen-z new thing? Unless it’s getting ready for Supra tail inserts

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    Someone’s prep for octoexhaust went terribly wrong
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Ugh.

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    Lipstick is a commonly stolen item.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Lipstick is a commonly stolen item.
    My Color is purple. Got any?
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    I say stupid shit all the time.
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    "Look at my small penis everyone,"


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    I can get some by 3pm.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Lipstick is a commonly stolen item.
    Yeah my assumption is it was all shoplifted haha.

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