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    Are you saving up your pennies for a Ferrari like a fucking idiot? Get this sports car instead, for only a fraction of the price.

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...ationFlag=true

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    I admire people who are smart enough to build shops out of sea-cans.
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    hey at least it's on a firebird chassis instead of a fiero lol

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    I sold one of my drones on the weekend, and I get the following emails - all separate emails from the same person.

    Literally first line in my ad was "if the ad is up it's still available" and a couple sentences later was how old it was.

    Email 1: Is this still available?

    (I reply, reluctantly)

    Email 2: im interested

    Email 3: Im from here at X, Alberta will u able to ship it?

    Email 4:We can discuss for the payment arrangement

    Email 5: I have other question

    Email 6: Btw how old is drone

    Email 7: Im really keen and interested


    Do these people think emails are a live chat program? And why can nobody on kijiji form a coherent sentence? You just know they will be a nightmare to deal with.

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    To be fair, they are probably using the Kijiji app and it feels like a texting app.

    There are also numerous beyonders who text like that. Got nine in under two minutes from one this weekend.
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    To be fair, they are probably using the Kijiji app and it feels like a texting app.

    There are also numerous beyonders who text like that. Got nine in under two minutes from one this weekend.
    This^. It is essentially a texting app and if one is tech savvy enough to post something for sale online, I think it's safe to assume they own and used a smartphone to do it so it can be treated like texting.

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    Ah, that's probably what it is. Probably some older dude who doesn't really understand what's happening haha.

    Still doesn't explain the incoherent sentences, which automatically makes me assume this guy will only show up with 50% of the asking price and a sob story...

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    I don't need the frustration, they start getting retarded I found out the "block user" feature works good.

    I don't understand half these Kijiji people, is humanity really becoming this stupid and annoying? Facebook is even worse especially for vehicles, everybody seems to be an expert automotive value appraiser. Almost miss the old print ad days with a ph number, way less frustration selling back then!

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    In my defense, most of the time I am looking at multiple ads and can really mix up what I read in the description, especially if the description is very vague.

    Or sometimes too excited and text on a whim and forget that the information is already in the ad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gestalt View Post
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    Had an interesting one last night.

    Guy messages me on Kijiji about my bike.

    "Bring to Calgary for 6k?"

    Told him no, I could get more at a local dealership for it on trade...

    He tells me "Seems like it needs work. Too cheap!!! When rest are 2k more."

    Low balls me and then proceeds to say that it's priced too cheap??? lol

    I ended up basically replying to go spend the extra 2k then, it's your money.
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    Am I wrong, or is this a crazy way to strap a car down?

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...ationFlag=true

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    Am I wrong, or is this a crazy way to strap a car down?

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...ationFlag=true

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    What in the fuck.

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    Doesn't look like it'll be any worse off than it is already.
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    I hate kijiji:

    Hey killramos, have you had any serious offers yet I know people have probably tried wasting your time .
    Complete irony impairment. Someone please buy my car so I can stop talking to these people
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    Guy made a new autotrader account changed his name but kept his email the same to try and scam me again lol.

    Anyone who wants to fuck with this guy feel free:

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    Scammers are out in full force today - just got this message:

    "I will like you to text me on my number here......5125986759 so we can text more about the item"

    Texas area code, and doesn't understand English.

    Guaranteed its some kind of phantom money scam or similar.

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