Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Yeah but with covid, what if he wants to be safe and just fill himself up to satisfaction?

It's tough to fill yourself with CAULK without getting close to the dude who's slinging all that CAULK.

[Disoblige]

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It's tough to fill yourself with CAULK without getting close to the dude who's slinging all that CAULK.

Nah man, think differently.

You're sitting on the floor with the CAULK in front of you. You just inject it into you from the front. You could lay on your back with your legs in the air if you're into that

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Nah man, think differently.

You're sitting on the floor with the CAULK in front of you. You just inject it into you from the front. You could lay on your back with your legs in the air if you're into that

You mean having the CAULK in your hands. A lot of CAULK handling in order to get the CAULK ready for insertion or injection.

[zieg]

Not kijiji but I figured this thread would work well enough without starting a new one. https://www.princessauto.com/en/deta...et/A-p8917916e

Part of me wants to post a question asking if it's normal for the left ball to be slightly bigger than the right one.

[ExtraSlow]

I feel like I'm missing the joke somehow here.

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[killramos]

A+ quote job

[SKR]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...gmc/1530029379

very minimal rust

Also,

leather seats

That's vinyl, my good man.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...gmc/1530029379







Also,



That's vinyl, my good man.

You have a GM truck problem.

[SKR]

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You have a GM truck problem.

I have a crush on two wheel drive big blocks.

[ExtraSlow]

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I have a crush on two wheel drive big blocks.

An understandable infatuation.

[beyond_ban]

Not sure if satire. Love his pricing logic.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...Ku1k5oI5yxPO-g

Custom painted & tail $6000 Car is triptonic ( means automatic with manual gearing) Best of both worlds Take into consideration if u even bought a bit cheaper porsche then painted it & added the tail u may pay much more so its like getting this car for 12k or 13k not 19k
Almost imposible to find a speed yellow on the used market, you have to do what i did buy any colour then re-paint it $5000 then buy tail $1000 paint and install $300

custom decal i was first to install on front hood & rear in 2012) i dont think any other boxster will have it or had it.

REALLY low KMS for this year u may have a hard time finding less

Also custom tail ( if you dont like it, take it off) to me a porsche is not a porsche without a big tail which boxers dont have.
Looks more like a ferrari type
Even got people who dont like porsche's cause its too rounded, now with the tail it isnt.

People say some cars turns heads, well i had people jump into the car to take a pic, does your car do that??
It looks like you got loooots money & are rich

I redeuced price by $1000 cause 2 front brakes need disks & pads about $1000
if you dont have the cash or are not serious please do not repond, i dont mean to be rude BUT iam looking for serious buyiers

[killramos]

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Not sure if satire. Love his pricing logic.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...Ku1k5oI5yxPO-g

Is that Mar?

[Mitsu3000gt]

What an oddly written ad, and it doesn't seem at all like he's trying to be funny. I would bet it doesn't have a good paint job either as it would have cost almost as much as the car is worth.

[Disoblige]

Wow, I'd honestly drive a Miata than that Yellow POS.

[beyond_ban]

I followed his vid and found his youtube page

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCst...B4GfRzw/videos

[2Legit2Quit]

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I followed his vid and found his youtube page

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCst...B4GfRzw/videos

Dear God. That's a gold mine of wtf, slight cringe and ???.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Seems like a bargain for a Ferrari.
Only when he spelled out "looks more like a Ferrari type" of wing did I realize that I was mistakenly but fully convinced this car was a Ferrari. Very upfront of him to clarify!

[03ozwhip]

I had that spoiler on my Alero back in 2005....yes, I modded an Alero.

[ExtraSlow]

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I had that spoiler on my Alero back in 2005....yes, I modded an Alero.

#respek

[ThePenIsMightier]

Marth on my Marth.



Don't see any math books...