Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[BerserkerCatSplat]

I'm not going to make direct statements about attention to detail on a $28,500 truck, but I will note it's not every day you see one with a 4L60E and a clutch pedal.

[D'z Nutz]

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I'd be asking for receipts on that engine/trans rebuild. I know for a fact he bought a running '08 parts truck for its drivetrain and had zero intentions of rebuilding it before it went into that truck.

(The rest of the story is that he had asked my father and I to do the LS swap for him, we spent a bunch of time doing up a budget and parts list for him and ironing out some issues for him, and then he flat ghosted us. We'd initially tried to convince him that he was better off just beefing up his 350 and putting in a nicer manual trans since he just wanted a fun cruiser, but he was dead-set on an LS even though we tried to impress upon him he'd never get his money back out of it if he had to sell it.)

I remember you bitching about this guy!

[JfuckinC]

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I'm not going to make direct statements about attention to detail on a $28,500 truck, but I will note it's not every day you see one with a 4L60E and a clutch pedal.

Haha didn’t notice the clutch!

lol also the box has a huge crease down the drivers side and the tailgate is completely fucked up...

But ya pretty much a junkyard swap in a beat up truck maybe if it was a crate LS3 swap

[Graham_A_M]

Lmao, wow an astronomical 120 hours went into that? Damn buddy, you went for broke there. Other people have sometimes spent thousands of hours just in the body alone, 120 for the whole truck? Oh okay.......

[Ca_Silvia13]

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Lmao, wow an astronomical 120 hours went into that? Damn buddy, you went for broke there. Other people have sometimes spent thousands of hours just in the body alone, 120 for the whole truck? Oh okay.......

Ya so he worked 2 weeks for 12 hours a day and took weekends off.... that's not exactly selling the build quality lol

[jwslam]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-chair-reclin...eal/1517091126

This chair has sex appeal. Look at those delicate legs. The slender shape of its ankles. The way the upholstery rises a little at the hip. Plus, she’s in great shape. You could bounce a quarter off her lap. She so comfortable to curl up with, she embraces you with her softness. And she’s so elegantly dressed in a classic, tasteful fabric. That's new upholstery too. You can tell, just by looking at the way she wears it so proudly. So neat and tidy: not a spot on her.How can you resist?
Still not convinced? Check out her measurements: 30 1/2 x 18 x 16. (inches of course).

[88CRX]

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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-chair-reclin...eal/1517091126

This seller wins.

"Do you ever wish you were a psycho super-villain like the Joker?"

"This glass oil lamp will protect you from the dark"

"An end table to end all tables."

"Antique Doll’s Bed Makes Your Victorian Doll Less Creepy"

"You love these matching IKEA chairs already. Face it."

Amazing haha

[94CoRd]

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This seller wins.

"Do you ever wish you were a psycho super-villain like the Joker?"

"This glass oil lamp will protect you from the dark"

"An end table to end all tables."

"Antique Doll’s Bed Makes Your Victorian Doll Less Creepy"

"You love these matching IKEA chairs already. Face it."

Amazing haha

This Ken fellow nails Kijiji listings!

[Disoblige]

You know what's worse than Kijiji folks who ask "is this still available" ?

Those who just immediately go "what is your address".. Like whoa man, at least give me indication you want to purchase it or something. I'm not giving you my address willy nilly when you already have the postal code and know the general area of where I'm located...

There was also a guy who wanted to film me saying "I verify what I said in the ad is true and the item is in good working shape" over a $20 vacuum. What the fuck.

[mr2mike]

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There was also a guy who wanted to film me saying "I verify what I said in the ad is true and the item is in good working shape" over a $20 vacuum. What the fuck.

Guy has a lawyer in retainer and buying $20 vacuums? Lol
Class action lawsuit if it breaks. Look out.

[killramos]

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You know what's worse than Kijiji folks who ask "is this still available" ?

Those who just immediately go "what is your address".. Like whoa man, at least give me indication you want to purchase it or something. I'm not giving you my address willy nilly when you already have the postal code and know the general area of where I'm located...

There was also a guy who wanted to film me saying "I verify what I said in the ad is true and the item is in good working shape" over a $20 vacuum. What the fuck.

lol my answer would be a simple: “No, do you still want it”

[Disoblige]

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lol my answer would be a simple: “No, do you still want it”

Lol, but then I risk the guy wanting it still and showing up. The interaction would be incredibly awkward.

[killramos]

Yea it really is almost preferable to make a dump run every so often rather than deal with Kijiji.

Value Village always a good option too.

[dirtsniffer]

The number of people asking me for my address without asking any other questions is crazy. I just assume they are phishing. I always say call me when you are in the community.

[arcticcat522]

Please view this ad:

2006 Navigator for sale,Mint $7000,
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...nt=app_android

Price: $.7,000
Sweet picture...i suppose he couldn't charge his phone
Download the application from the Google Play Store.
https://tinyurl.com/9x9f4jd

[03ozwhip]

Saw this ad"

Selling 4 BRAND NEW TIRES!

About 80% tread left.

[mr2mike]

Not worth the drive to Airdrie. But good on the old person for trying to sell everything.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Not worth the drive to Airdrie. But good on the old person for trying to sell everything.

Another Friday night for mr2mike searching for caulk on Kijiji?
Pretty sure that's more of a Craigslist deal. Or Grinder if you're looking for a sure thing.

[suntan]

He'll probably get a buyer for that, it's actually a really good deal.

[Disoblige]

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Another Friday night for mr2mike searching for caulk on Kijiji?
Pretty sure that's more of a Craigslist deal. Or Grinder if you're looking for a sure thing.

Yeah but with covid, what if he wants to be safe and just fill himself up to satisfaction?