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  1. 10-05-2022, 07:46 AM #1701
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    I think the interview is to determine if you are likely to feed shrooms to the dog.
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    "Sema Ready" made me lol

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    Are those stripes on the seats ... painted?? Holy hell.
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    You don't get to $100K "invested" without painting pinstripes on the seats.
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    Phenomenal cad been spent and phenomenal cad asking price
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    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...miles/m4430589

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    1. That paint is pretty RAD.
    2. Those rims are terrible.
    3. Somebody is going to sue for the Venom logo being used. They are probably fighting over who has the rights to sue. WB or Disney etc.
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    "I think I'm going to open a used Viper dealership."
    "Oh, interesting, never thought you'd get into car sales."
    "Not car sales. Viper sales. I will only deal with Vipers."
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    damn that person loves vipers, that's a sweet shop. they also love doing burnouts/donuts in vipers it looks like haha
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    rEsPeCt aLL bUiLdSĄ!!!1!1!
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    Steering wheel wasn't re-wrapped neon green. I'm out.
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    This was a good one. It's got a pile of maintenance, and decent mods, but 215k km and 21 years old. lol get real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjblair View Post
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    This was a good one. It's got a pile of maintenance, and decent mods, but 215k km and 21 years old. lol get real.

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    The owner is on here somewhere.
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    The owner is on here somewhere.
    That's why it's funny.
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    Dinan guys, Dinan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin_Cam_Turbo View Post
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    The owner is on here somewhere.
    Amazing! I hope they chime in. I would be curious to know how they arrived at that price, because it strikes me as being... out to lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cjblair View Post
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    Amazing! I hope they chime in. I would be curious to know how they arrived at that price, because it strikes me as being... out to lunch.
    "Maintained above and beyond all expectations"

    And that is probably an understatement based on how he builds his cars.

    Edit: also look at Bring a Trailer E39 M5 sales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cjblair View Post
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    This was a good one. It's got a pile of maintenance, and decent mods, but 215k km and 21 years old. lol get real.

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    The exhaust alone is like $20k
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