Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[gyromonkey]

I Might be missing something, but this seems way out of the ball park.
Tradecarview shows dozens for 3-5K USD
Female driven, but she has a beard in the photo

[ExtraSlow]

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[ThePenIsMightier]

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I Might be missing something, but this seems way out of the ball park.
Tradecarview shows dozens for 3-5K USD
Female driven, but she has a beard in the photo

"Never beat." But stored outside for a quick 2 decades and oh, it was due for an oil change about three years ago.
LoL!

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

I’ve seen at least 5 of these joke Miata ads posted in the past day or two.

[370Z]

Them: will you take 8k
Me: that's actually the lowest offer I've gotten
Them: I live in Toronto, it's quite the commute
Me: how is that my problem

[beyond_ban]

Not really funny, but i found a 2011 Jeep Cherokee Limited for a real good price this morning and reached out to the guy. Check out his messages he sent at 2:20....

Also spoke with him on the phone and he was out of breath, talking a million miles an hour and sounding really desperate.

Should i still meet him?

[Disoblige]

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Not really funny, but i found a 2011 Jeep Cherokee Limited for a real good price this morning and reached out to the guy. Check out his messages he sent at 2:20....

Also spoke with him on the phone and he was out of breath, talking a million miles an hour and sounding really desperate.

Should i still meet him?

I bet you he had his phone in his pocket or something and pressed a bunch of suggested words?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I bet you he had his phone in his pocket or something and pressed a bunch of suggested words?

@beyond_ban
Send a PM to that guy who made that thread in Ask Leo about going to Columbia because his girlfriend left him. I think it's the same person.

[beyond_ban]

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I bet you he had his phone in his pocket or something and pressed a bunch of suggested words?

Potentially, but it seems (very) slightly more coherent than a string of suggested words.

[16hypen3sp]

Hhaha, that message made me LOL so hard.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Have a budget welder for sale.

Guy messages me last night, asking if I'll just sell him the trigger off the gun. Doesn't want the welder... just the trigger.

Told him I'd happily sell him the trigger, same price as the whole welder. Just happens to include a free welder.

[SKR]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...des/1489277298



Doesn't this seem like a lot of money for a car with the wrong transmission, a lot of age and a lot of miles?

I'm one of those weirdos that doesn't think wagons are cool so I'm not in this market at all. Maybe I've got it all wrong.

[ExtraSlow]

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I'm one of those weirdos that doesn't think wagons are cool so I'm not in this market at all. Maybe I've got it all wrong.

Well, I don't know the value of that car, but being a wagon makes it MUCH better for any right-thinking individual. Don't worry, even with your flaws, I still love ya.

[bjstare]

I’d say it’s a little optimistic, but not outrageous. I’d expect it to go for high 40s. Those wagons are pricey.

https://bringatrailer.com/search/cts-v+wagon/

[SKR]

I thought that would be manual money, or low miles money. I thought being an automatic would really hurt it. But it's not that much higher than the BaT examples when you convert it to USD. Another one in the loss column for SKR.

[bjstare]

Yeah it's insane. The last manual + low miles to sell on there was 65k USD haha.

[90_Shelby]

It's also the only one for sale in Canada right now, which isn't unusual. The alternative would be to source one from the US and with the exchange rate, it's not far off on price.

Of course, all of this makes me happy if I ever decide to sell mine.

[finboy]

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It's also the only one for sale in Canada right now, which isn't unusual. The alternative would be to source one from the US and with the exchange rate, it's not far off on price.

Of course, all of this makes me happy if I ever decide to sell mine.

How hard is a manual swap on these?

[Tik-Tok]

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It's also the only one for sale in Canada right now, which isn't unusual. The alternative would be to source one from the US and with the exchange rate, it's not far off on price.

Of course, all of this makes me happy if I ever decide to sell mine.

There isn't much for sale right now. Which is actually helping the write-off value on my Jetta, lol.

[ExtraSlow]

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How hard is a manual swap on these?

But then it won't be a highly collectable "numbers matching" showpiece car in the future.