Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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Ok, I see. Sounds promising...


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...
Oh.

No problem, the body is completely fucked so by the time you fix everything again it won’t be an issue.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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No problem, the body is completely fucked so by the time you fix everything again it won’t be an issue.

That's why I paid $12k instead of $9k. His car realtor priced it right!

[ThePenIsMightier]

Bring cash.

[darthVWader]

[TomcoPDR]

Dragons Den material

(To be clear on context, I think the ad is selling tv stand, for $250 down to $200, for 6 pieces of cinderblock, with 2x6 as shelving). Unless I’m reading the ad all wrong

[SKR]

^ The boards don't even sit flat inside the cinder blocks. Free installation though.

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These things seem contradictory. "All-in prices! No taxes!" $15,000 plus tax. "No bullshit pricing!" All prices subject to change, only valid until the end of the day, based on financing only.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ndows/m7165477

[ExtraSlow]

That is some bullshit pricing.

[TomcoPDR]

What a cool car lift

[ExtraSlow]

That looks awesome. I'd probably want some stabilizer jacks on that trailer, but whatev.

[ThePenIsMightier]

LoL! The last two 'insurance inspections' I've had consisted of,
"Yeah, honk the horn for me, would ya?"
And then he fills out the paperwork and signs it.

[TomcoPDR]

Support local artists. City would pay a fortune for arts & culture for these gems

[mr2mike]

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Support local artists. City would pay a fortune for arts & culture for these gems

"Artist" only has 120 grit it seems.
Also didn't set the stop on their drill press. Holes are different diameters and not straight.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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"Artist" only has 120 grit it seems.
Also didn't set the stop on their drill press. Holes are different diameters and not straight.

Wait - do you have like Supreme God-Like vision or something??¡¿!? How could you possibly detect such subtle imperfections without the aid of a Heavenly Muse?!

[ThePenIsMightier]

So, it's Gasoline, but with "Blue Efficiency"?
Sorry guys, no balls.



This is a dealer-quality description, btw. It's not a private seller...

[TomcoPDR]

What’s a garage dress?

[Disoblige]

She lives in Airdrie.

[SJW]

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She lives in Airdrie.

Those white stains coulda come from anywhere.

[TomcoPDR]

Haha my bad jokes on me. Garage is a brand. I don’t usually pull girls able to fit in dresses like this, carry on.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Those white stains coulda cum from anywhere.

^fixt
Come on!! You're better than that. It was sitting right there for you!

[SJW]

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^fixt
Come on!! You're better than that. It was sitting right there for you!

I knew it was there. I did it anyway.