Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[gretz]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAdLar...AdId=421446605

Doesn't know what he is selling, how to spell, or use punctuation...

[GS430]

Originally posted by gretz
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAdLar...AdId=421446605

Doesn't know what he is selling, how to spell, or use punctuation...

aaaand you don't know which link to post lol..

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ421446605

[gretz]

bastard^^ lol

[GS430]

hahah sorry bud.

Few of my favorite exerpts from the link..

I'm selling my Acura for 3000 OBO its a really nice car And the VIP style is a type of tuner it is

this car is fast and has an un tamed amount of power

There is only 2 minor issues with the car,that is around 300000k but the motor was re gasketed but the wire going to the starter is lose so it's slow on the turn key but it starts eveytime

[fiveowed]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-tv-m...AdIdZ422168370

hahah not sure if he is kidding or not

[Type_S1]

Originally posted by fiveowed
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-tv-m...AdIdZ422168370

hahah not sure if he is kidding or not

That is awesome! haha

[speedog]

Originally posted by fiveowed
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-jobs-tv-m...AdIdZ422168370

hahah not sure if he is kidding or not

Jeez, if you can post up a link in here, then how about quoting the content of the Kijiji shit before it's gone...

HOTTIES for VACATION RAP VIDEO

I'm Planning on going to Mexico or cuba or somewhere. I know they say dont bring sand to the beach but I beg to differ! i'm 21 years old almosst 22, Like to party yong attractivve athletic male. Im looking for a few hotties or just one that wants to join me on my vacation. I am a rapper, i will most likely e making a music video down there, so it should be lots of fun!

You will have to pay your way but hye its crazy cheap. anywhere from 500-800 youll have to pay..but thats for the full week. includes all meals free alcohol airfare there and back and hotel to stay for the week!..Lets get wasted and have a good time!!. sennd me pics and questions!! holla holla it will be fun time to getaway and jamm!!! plus when I'm famous youll be more than glad you came!!

[bourge73]

<http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ422131340>

Hee heee

Ok it's a long story I bought this car for my self to fix it with my mechanic it has a trany problem so i so he wan it to fix it but my mechanic he run away some where so that y I wanna sell it it has a lot of part but I wanna sell the whole car so just give me an affor and take it away call me

[R-Audi]

This is more of a funny email in response to my add.

Link to add:
http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ422697033

Response:
From: Lyle Wellington([email protected])
I am inquiring about the audi steering wheel you have for sale. I have been collecting steering wheels for the past 15 years and feel that this would be a great addition to my collection. My concerns would be the condition of the wheel. What kind of environment has it been stored in? Do you know the relative humidity in your facility and has the facility been approved by an HVAC tech in the past 6 months? According to an auction grading scale what rating would you give this wheel? Have you had it appraised recently? And my last concern would be the volume control, has it been regularly lubricated with CE5001 approved lubricant? I am also hoping you are willing to ship the item (I would pay for all of the shipping charges). I look forward to hearing from you.

Cheers.
-Lyle




ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ha ha ha

[Neil4Speed]

I would maybe understand if it was a special edition wheel from a particular 80's Quattro, but for a regular S Wheel from the 2000's? What?

[vtec4life]

This guy is awesome

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ424361337

[sillysod]

^^ hahaha awesome

[sillysod]

.dbl post.

[sr20s14zenki]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ420141242

just look at the pictures....holy random.

[AA2001]

AWESOME!

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ425596582

[JMaj7]

ffrresssshhhhhh

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ426016470

http://www.long-mcquade.com/products...parent_Red.htm

[ianmcc]

Mean granny...

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ399388644

[Cody D]

Originally posted by JMaj7
ffrresssshhhhhh

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ426016470

http://www.long-mcquade.com/products...parent_Red.htm

Wow that guy has a great business plan.

[ddduke]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ426465587

I can appreciate the amount of time and effort that went in to building this. But wtf? 18000, you have a v8 between your legs (literally) and it doesn't even have motorcycle tires. It's more of a 3 wheel car then a trike.

[corsvette]

Originally posted by ddduke
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ426465587

I can appreciate the amount of time and effort that went in to building this. But wtf? 18000, you have a v8 between your legs (literally) and it doesn't even have motorcycle tires. It's more of a 3 wheel car then a trike.

I wonder what 140MPH feels like on that thing