Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[Hallowed_point]

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ377264226 Can you say...douche bag owner?

Here's a preview..the sad thing is I think he's not joking

"If your looking for a murdered out car, and you want to increase your rep around your hood/subdivision this is the whip for you. asking $10000 or willing to trade for a monster truck/ High end super car."

Who owns this thing, Ice Cube on welfare??

[colinxx235]

Not so much funny, but just another typical scam. Figured the '10 S4 was too good to be true

From: Jason Oakes, [email protected]

Hi,
Thank you very much for your interest that you have shown for my car. The car is like new, is registered in Canada and I had all the services done there. The car is fully paid off (it has a clean and clear title) and is in perfect condition, no scratches, excellent maintained. It has no accident or any engine problem. It has only 15220 kms on board. The listing price ($39,500 - negotiable) includes shipping and handling directly to your address (only Canada). The car is currently in Thunder Bay, ON, in custody of a reputable shipping company with all the papers necessary to sell, ready to be delivered to it's new owner. I am letting it go because I recently moved to Denver, CO (USA) and importing and registering it here would cost too much. Since I'm very busy with my work I don't have the possibility to return in Canada and meet all the potential buyers. Due this situation I've decided to use the Amazon Escrow service.
I will only sell it through Amazon Escrow Service because they will handle the shipping and the payment in a secure way for both of us and you will inspect it before they release the funds to me. I want to sell it asap and a fast sale can be done only with a low price.
If you need anymore info, photos or details about how we can complete this transaction, feel free to email me.
Thank you,
Jason

P.S. This is the car's VIN: waufgcfl1aa161829. You can even run a Carfax report and you will see that the car is fully paid off, no liens (it has a clean and clear title).

[xnvy]

Originally posted by Maybelater
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-real-esta...AdIdZ375716756




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Looks like the sex dungeon in Pulp Fiction.

Originally posted by Hallowed_point
http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ377264226 Can you say...douche bag owner?

Here's a preview..the sad thing is I think he's not joking

"If your looking for a murdered out car, and you want to increase your rep around your hood/subdivision this is the whip for you. asking $10000 or willing to trade for a monster truck/ High end super car."

Who owns this thing, Ice Cube on welfare??

A supercar?!?!? It's not even an SRT-8. That guy's way out to lunch.

[03ozwhip]

awwww yeeaaa lol
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ375590269

before it gets deleted....

U BUY DIS SUPA SIRVIA FO DA MONEYS. IS DA SICKEST YO, DATS TITE.





Before we start, its mad awesome to drive this thing without a hood... give the cops attitude about it if they have an issue... Gotta let people see my near stock motor and when they wave, i show them the juice... Gauge mounting is 1-off custom... shows how well i take care its soOOOOOOO FAST GUYS HOLD ON ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAST MAN. of my car...
I have a red 1994 nissan s14 silvia for sale, mechanicaly mint condition, amazing car I have all the paperwork from japan I have owned it for 2 years in calgary and im the first owner of the car since it landed in canada, bought from JDM source.

sick chirp bud!


now here's the mods I know off the top of my head,
1997 front end conversion
1997 trunk with 97 spoiler
full body kit
tein super street coilover's
compustar 2 way remote starter and alarm
after market fender's
aftermarket mirror's
recaro racing drivers seat
momo steering wheel
boost gauge and water temp guage
t28 emusa ball bearing turbo with 14 punds of boost
megan manifold downpipe and elbow
FMIC setup with hks sqv
mishimoto rad with a nice aluminum fan shroud and electric fans

this car is amazing and I have taken reall good care of her, the reason why the price is lower tho is cause I drove it at the end of last summer and the carbon fiber hood came unlatched and hit the roof leaving a little dent and leaving the hood in ugly shape. the trunk and spoiler need new paint to.


NO TIRE KICKERS PLZ, IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YOU MUST BRING YOUR PARENTS WITH YOU OR YOU WILL ONLY GET TO LOOK AT IT. unless UR JAILBAIT CAUSE ILL BONE U FOR DISCOUNT ON THE CAR, BALLS DEEP.


AT THIS PRICE SHE WONT BE AROUND FOR LONG, FIRST PERSON WITH CASH IN HAND GETS IT. DATS RIGHT, 350,000 DOLLARS AND ITS URS. SUPER RARE, I EVEN DRIVE WIF NO HOOD TO SHOW PEEPS HOW RARE IT IS WHILE UR BABY SISTER IS SLOBBING MY BONE BRAH U KNOW HOW I DO


LOWBALLERS WILL BE IGNORED FIRM ON PRICE, 7000


UPDATE: I will include an apexi power fc with the purchase of this car, its the commander with 2 of the apexi ecu's the D-jetro version of the ecu (2,000 dollar value on ebay, pretty rare as well) as well as the standard version of the ecu (easy 500 dollar value)

PRICE UPDATE: now 350000

I ALSO WILL INCLUDE NUDES OF EVERY SISTER I BANED BRAHS. COM GET THIS BISH TODAY!

[colinxx235]

^




wow someone put in some effort haha

[ercchry]

team effort

[gretz]

Originally posted by ercchry
team effort

indeed lol

edit - its gone lol... i wonder if kijiji kicked his account for his honest ad

[03ozwhip]

lol and anotehr...

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ375590269

[colinxx235]

is it that tools personal information as well? too funny

bad idea to create that beyond thread

[bbcustoms]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ379021852

[kvg]

Scammer

[bbcustoms]

Originally posted by kvg
Scammer

Oh yeah, he is local and will pay cash though. It would be decent if someone could collect the cash, rig an account to him, and then take it back. Not sure on the details to make it work, maybe send an email to Ebay once he has a bunch of listings up and say your account got hacked?

I have always loved the idea of scamming the scammers somehow.

His english is garbage, he might actually be selling the account to a friend or relative back home for profit rather than using it himself. Regardless it is going to be used for scamming in the end.

[Jsen-DC2]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ377500809

[ianmcc]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ380564164



A tad optimistic?

[TE4MFaint]

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ381165906

[bourge73]

^^Cant be true. He must live right by me in Coventry as he managed to give his address..? What a fool haha

[travis_gillard]

Originally posted by 03ozwhip
awwww yeeaaa lol
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ375590269

before it gets deleted....

U BUY DIS SUPA SIRVIA FO DA MONEYS. IS DA SICKEST YO, DATS TITE.





Before we start, its mad awesome to drive this thing without a hood... give the cops attitude about it if they have an issue... Gotta let people see my near stock motor and when they wave, i show them the juice... Gauge mounting is 1-off custom... shows how well i take care its soOOOOOOO FAST GUYS HOLD ON ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAST MAN. of my car...
I have a red 1994 nissan s14 silvia for sale, mechanicaly mint condition, amazing car I have all the paperwork from japan I have owned it for 2 years in calgary and im the first owner of the car since it landed in canada, bought from JDM source.

sick chirp bud!


now here's the mods I know off the top of my head,
1997 front end conversion
1997 trunk with 97 spoiler
full body kit
tein super street coilover's
compustar 2 way remote starter and alarm
after market fender's
aftermarket mirror's
recaro racing drivers seat
momo steering wheel
boost gauge and water temp guage
t28 emusa ball bearing turbo with 14 punds of boost
megan manifold downpipe and elbow
FMIC setup with hks sqv
mishimoto rad with a nice aluminum fan shroud and electric fans

this car is amazing and I have taken reall good care of her, the reason why the price is lower tho is cause I drove it at the end of last summer and the carbon fiber hood came unlatched and hit the roof leaving a little dent and leaving the hood in ugly shape. the trunk and spoiler need new paint to.


NO TIRE KICKERS PLZ, IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YOU MUST BRING YOUR PARENTS WITH YOU OR YOU WILL ONLY GET TO LOOK AT IT. unless UR JAILBAIT CAUSE ILL BONE U FOR DISCOUNT ON THE CAR, BALLS DEEP.


AT THIS PRICE SHE WONT BE AROUND FOR LONG, FIRST PERSON WITH CASH IN HAND GETS IT. DATS RIGHT, 350,000 DOLLARS AND ITS URS. SUPER RARE, I EVEN DRIVE WIF NO HOOD TO SHOW PEEPS HOW RARE IT IS WHILE UR BABY SISTER IS SLOBBING MY BONE BRAH U KNOW HOW I DO


LOWBALLERS WILL BE IGNORED FIRM ON PRICE, 7000


UPDATE: I will include an apexi power fc with the purchase of this car, its the commander with 2 of the apexi ecu's the D-jetro version of the ecu (2,000 dollar value on ebay, pretty rare as well) as well as the standard version of the ecu (easy 500 dollar value)

PRICE UPDATE: now 350000

I ALSO WILL INCLUDE NUDES OF EVERY SISTER I BANED BRAHS. COM GET THIS BISH TODAY!

U mad bro?
haha i find it really amusing how much work you put into that

[J-hop]

Originally posted by travis_gillard
^ sick chirp bud.

[Drooool]

is it just me or did his price update go from 7000 to 350g?

[03ozwhip]

Originally posted by travis_gillard

U mad bro?
haha i find it really amusing how much work you put into that

sick chirp bud!

fuck, you are cool, im totally mad, you got me. did it ever occur to you that i copy and pasted it from kijiji?

u mad bro?