Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[killramos]

Shocked he hasn’t asked you to “do him a solid” yet

[mr2mike]

So, $51,000?

[ThePenIsMightier]

Bro, $54k cash money cash bro! I tell you what - I throw in some B-stock Drakkar Noir that I got from my uncle who works at the factory. Just for you, Bro!
So, deal??!

[SKR]

Nice E39 M5 for sale, with a hoo boy price of $119,000.



https://www.kijijiautos.ca/cars/bmw/.../#vip=22338326

Edit: Also, hats off for Kijiji for creating Kijiji Autos and making it almost completely unusable.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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Nice E39 M5 for sale, with a hoo boy price of $119,000.



https://www.kijijiautos.ca/cars/bmw/.../#vip=22338326

Edit: Also, hats off for Kijiji for creating Kijiji Autos and making it almost completely unusable.

That dealer has a bunch of M5s and all of them are crack money. I was searching for one for a while and eventually gave up, missed the boat on 6 speed E60 pricing.

[bjstare]

Ya that's comically out of whack. Can get a very gently used, nearly new M5 or E63 for that. E39 isn't that special.

[suntan]

Doesn't matter, used cars are now more valuable than new cars. It's nu-marth.

[2Legit2Quit]

Not Kijiji but Facebook MP, anyone want 600 caramilk bars at a discount? Probably open though for the contest prize pins

[ExtraSlow]

That's not a particularly good price, and since they've been opened, it's a terrible price.

[Swank]

The time of year timing is the only thing on their side.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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The time of year timing is the only thing on their side.

You mean capitalizing on handing out open chocolate bars to kids on Halloween?
PrepareYourAngus.meme

[Swank]

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You mean capitalizing on handing out open chocolate bars to kids on Halloween?
PrepareYourAngus.meme

I mean capitalizing on handing out full size bars on an overleveraged budget. The Real Housewives of Aspen have a rep to maintain yo.

[?????]

Thought you guys might enjoy the finer details.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...-tl/1591912528

[mr2mike]

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Thought you guys might enjoy the finer details.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...-tl/1591912528

Into it for $12k?! This guy must run economics for government programs.

[2Legit2Quit]

Don't fuck around with a high horsepower Vtech engine

[mr2mike]

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...se7/1590683551

[ThePenIsMightier]

^Be gone with you!!!!
This is not a "Starter Car"!! This is a FINISHER CAR!!!

[killramos]

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https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...se7/1590683551

If you want to play hard ball with this guy, find out where it is (postal code).

Call it in as dilapidated vehicle on driveway.

Or, you know, buy a Land Rover that runs.

[JfuckinC]

Bate and switch with the photos? Haha

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...rce=ios_social

[SKR]

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Bate and switch with the photos? Haha

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...rce=ios_social

Bate?