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    ^^man you should have screenshot yourself as linking kijiji is useless when ad is gone.

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    I did take a screen shot of it, but for some reason the site won't let me upload currently

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    Here's a Ford Bronco that was sold in a totally legitimate sale on Bring A Trailer on July 8. It was bid from $18,000 to $29,500 16 minutes before the end of the auction by a bidder that registered this month, has only made this one bid, and no comments. Like I said, totally legitimate.

    Now it's for sale again on Kijiji, posted July 11, by the same person that listed it on BaT. Totally legitimate. Guaranteed no funny business at all.

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...nco/1511596626

    https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1979-ford-bronco-17/

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    2007 GMC 2500 Duramax
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    ^ya man, same as these classic car auctions I go to, they all have shady shit going on, their friends throwing bids in to get it higher etc...its fucking brutal and if you've been around them enough, you can spot it a mile away, see right through it.

    Its shitty if you wanna bid on something and then it happens.

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    I don’t get it. You saying he bid on his own car and paid BaT for no reason?

    Was this to get out of a super low bid “no reserve” auction?
    Originally posted by Thales of Miletus

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    I’m actually surprised BAT allowed that bronco to be bid on in the first place.
    It’s pretty rough in the engine bay and underneath compared to their usual specimens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    I don’t get it. You saying he bid on his own car and paid BaT for no reason?

    Was this to get out of a super low bid “no reserve” auction?
    It happens, ive seen it in person many times. Its better to pay the fee than to let it go for half of what you want. But ya its a chicken shit thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    I don’t get it. You saying he bid on his own car and paid BaT for no reason?

    Was this to get out of a super low bid “no reserve” auction?
    I'm assuming that he set too low a reserve.

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    I'm also assuming that reserve was met, since the result is "sold". I found an ad for a different car where the result was "reserve not met". So I'd assume that if BaT says it was sold, the reserve was met.

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    The way I see it is the reserve was set at or below $18,000USD (around $24,000CAD) and the seller didn't want to let it go for that. I don't know if the seller sets that reserve completely on his own and he made a mistake or had second thoughts, or if BaT has some input on what the reserve should be. I sent the guy a message and he said "reserve didn't get met with the buyer fees". I don't know what that means.

    It could be that they buyer was just fucking around and never had any intention of actually following through, but I would think that if someone was being a dick they'd do that to more than one listing. This is the only listing the buyer bid on.

    I guess it doesn't matter. I'm not in the market for a Bronco and buddy can do whatever he wants with it.
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    Folks, I need a favour, please.
    TL;DR - ask a question on anything this psycho is selling and then give her a 1-star review for no reason.
    Prove it and I'll give you 16 delicious Beyond Rep Points.
    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-coffee-table...nt=app_android


    Is this "Kijiji review" thing new? It's fucking raging bullshit. I made an offer on multiple items this wing nut was selling and she simply said "no thanks" so the communication ended because I'm not going to play Price Is Right with her if she's not willing to barter on items she didn't say were "firm".
    I got a friend to strike up a new convo with her and arranged to buy a table set that I needed someone else to pick up for $250. Well, the fucking thing is thoroughly stained with paint drips and didn't even come with the nuts to attach one of the legs so my buddy picking it up said she insisted on giving him $0.25 so we could remedy this oversight.... A fucking quarter. This is like a cartoon at this point, but whatever - I required a table set and I got one. My buddy said, she's crazy as Hell.
    So, she's completely unaware that I ended up getting the table set I initially offered on. Now, a week later, this cunt stain leaves me a 1-Star review saying "lack of communication" when our literal history consists of 4 messages and no actual transaction (technically, as far as she knows). Fuck that. I've been on Kijiji for 10+ years and this nut job has been registered six months and she's selling fucking "Inuit art" from Charlottetown along with 30+ other items, LoL!!
    Why does Kijiji let you "review" someone you don't have a transaction with?! What value is there in being able to review every single person who ever asked you a simple question about the shit you're selling?

    Please help reset the balance and 1-star the shit out of this bag.
    Please.

    Thanks so much, in advance!

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    The app shows nothing for giving or reading reviews on anybody. Strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darell_n View Post
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    The app shows nothing for giving or reading reviews on anybody. Strange.
    I think it's quite new. Right beside "confirmed email" and "usually responds in a few hours" will be "reviews" and now I have a shitty one, thanks to this cunt biter.

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    Kijiji trader ratings Holy War?
    ASPEN POTHOLES ARE OUT TO GET YOU

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    I told a guy to go fuck himself recently on something I clearly posted firm on(offered 40% of FIRM asking price).

    I then posted right at the very top, dont other offering anything, that its a waste of time and i swear this guy is getting his buddies to do the same thing.

    So, moral of the story, I'd like to leave rating for these kind of people for sure, I just end up blocking them though, didn't realize I could give them a rating without a transaction.

    Guy #1 actually has a 1* for "unfair negotiation".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    Folks, I need a favour, please.
    TL;DR - ask a question on anything this psycho is selling and then give her a 1-star review for no reason.
    Prove it and I'll give you 16 delicious Beyond Rep Points.
    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-coffee-table...nt=app_android


    Is this "Kijiji review" thing new? It's fucking raging bullshit. I made an offer on multiple items this wing nut was selling and she simply said "no thanks" so the communication ended because I'm not going to play Price Is Right with her if she's not willing to barter on items she didn't say were "firm".
    I got a friend to strike up a new convo with her and arranged to buy a table set that I needed someone else to pick up for $250. Well, the fucking thing is thoroughly stained with paint drips and didn't even come with the nuts to attach one of the legs so my buddy picking it up said she insisted on giving him $0.25 so we could remedy this oversight.... A fucking quarter. This is like a cartoon at this point, but whatever - I required a table set and I got one. My buddy said, she's crazy as Hell.
    So, she's completely unaware that I ended up getting the table set I initially offered on. Now, a week later, this cunt stain leaves me a 1-Star review saying "lack of communication" when our literal history consists of 4 messages and no actual transaction (technically, as far as she knows). Fuck that. I've been on Kijiji for 10+ years and this nut job has been registered six months and she's selling fucking "Inuit art" from Charlottetown along with 30+ other items, LoL!!
    Why does Kijiji let you "review" someone you don't have a transaction with?! What value is there in being able to review every single person who ever asked you a simple question about the shit you're selling?

    Please help reset the balance and 1-star the shit out of this bag.
    Please.

    Thanks so much, in advance!
    For real?

    This is the “Official Kijiji funnies thread”, and this post made me laugh.
    I like neat cars.

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    So this is actually an ad I created for fb marketplace to sell the gf boom box and it got more hits then the serious ad. Eventually was given away to a seniors home.

    Good for a laugh.


    So 90's it hurts.
    Do you miss frosted tips, plastic inflatable furniture, and tamogotchis?
    Do you wanna look fresh, and sound fresh at the same time?
    Do wish you could listen to that one 90's mixtape your girlfriend made you in college?
    Of course you do!
    Complete your 90's style with this minty JVC boombox! Complete with CD, cassette player, and even an FM tuner! It even has a remote control, basically hands free! You can eat zaa in one hand and change your tunes in the other!

    Can't find a plug in and need to blast your rad tunes? No problemo dude, this puppy has power on demand! Insert eight convenient D-cell batteries, and BOOM you'll be jammin to the sweet sound of Boyz 2 Men in no time flat. (BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED)

    Contact me quick as this ear drum blaster won't last long posted at the sweet price of 25 De Neros. You heard right only 25 dollars for all this nostalgia!

    I kid you not, I had 12 people wanting it before I donated it because this ad was so funny.
    Originally posted by speedog
    So more beyond armchair activism at work again?

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    Why did you post the ad if you didn't intend to sell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Why did you post the ad if you didn't intend to sell?
    I intended to sell but the sweet little old lady was bent my arm to give it for free
    Originally posted by speedog
    So more beyond armchair activism at work again?

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