Official Kijiji Funnies Thread

[vengie]

Neat.
A $20,000 exhaust is a niche piece.
You aren't going to increase the value on a vehicle because of that.

[bjstare]

Damn guys, guess I'll just go fuck myself then.

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"Maintained above and beyond all expectations"

And that is probably an understatement based on how he builds his cars.

Edit: also look at Bring a Trailer E39 M5 sales.

I think you answered my question. The price is driven somewhat by comparables, but moreso by the amount spent on the car. bringatrailer is one data point, but it's pretty widely considered as optimistic pricing, compared to selling a car locally, especially in Canada.

@gpomp do you think he'd take $55k without the exhaust?

[JfuckinC]

the high mileage m5's are selling for like $30k american on BaT anyway, lots aren't even bidding to reserve other than the low mileage stockers.. The modded cars never do good on there unless they're one of a kind.

That is a nice M5 though, priced high or not.

[mr2mike]

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The exhaust alone is like $20k

Valued at versus worth. There's a difference.

[88CRX]

Yea I have no idea what higher mileage M5's sell for... but I do know his cars have hands down the best aftermarket parts, tons of brand new OEM replacement parts and his vehicles are totally spotless.

[arcticcat522]

Man, Is this guy trolling me hard or what....I'll play along a little

[ThePenIsMightier]

He will only have a $10 bill when you show up to his place ...

[killramos]

What do you expect from a guy named Stew

[90_Shelby]

Have you considered replying with pics of you tossing the bbq in the garbage as an alternative to reading that response while hoping for $25?

Smash it with a hammer prior to tossing it for extra points.

[ThePenIsMightier]

You guys are heartless!!
He's prolly a single mother.

[ExtraSlow]

I'm pretty accommodating, but I'd be busy when this guy messages next.

[vengie]

I recommend sending photos of you throwing it your neighbors bin. Then fuck his dad.
Assert dominance on Stew and your neighbor all at once

[corsvette]

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What do you expect from a guy named Stew

Maybe it’s the Stu from ezcarsandtrucks.com lol

[dirtsniffer]

Fuck selling anything worth $25 that can be thrown out.

[2Legit2Quit]

Reminds me when I was selling my corded electric mower earlier this year, $50 asking price, said yes to the first person who said they'd take it.

Proceeded to ask me how many hours were on it, where did I buy it, how long of an extension cord did I use, can he see it mowing grass.

Another guy messaged me shortly later, would take it no questions asked.... Sold it to him instead.

[arcticcat522]

Now someone from here is trolling me.....I'm not delivering this to Edson you animals....

[arcticcat522]

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Fuck selling anything worth $25 that can be thrown out.

I'm all for helping someone who needs this. Also, I thought it was worth more than $25. But I supose not, judging by kijiji people....time for the community free group.

[bjstare]

I'd bet Stew is on the Autism spectrum, or has some type of mental disability.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Now someone from here is trolling me.....I'm not delivering this to Edson you animals....

That's brilliant! I can't believe I didn't think of that.

[arcticcat522]

^^^^ Ok Michael, you s.o.b