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  1. 10-11-2022, 08:54 AM #1741
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    I have had only bad experiences with Stewarts who go by "Stew". This is on par with all of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonJuan View Post
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    I have had only bad experiences with Stewarts who go by "Stew". This is on par with all of them.
    It's always Todd's for me. Anyone named Todd can immediately fuck off.
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    I say stupid shit all the time.
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    "Look at my small penis everyone,"

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    Man, Is this guy trolling me hard or what....I'll play along a little
    If thats real you definitely win for the worst kijijidiot lol Ive had some brutal ones but this guy beats mine by far
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    and I did not have the only say in the matter (most people just want it done ASAP and don't care about quality).
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    If anything we made a better decision because we had a consensus and were all on the same page.
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    Holy fuck he wants to use it inside?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtsniffer View Post
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    Fuck selling anything worth $25 that can be thrown out.
    I've done it a few times, but I draw the 'fuck that' line at delivering anything. One time I was giving away a small lamp but insisted whoever takes it takes the table it was on too so I didn't have to go through the effort of throwing it out. Level 8 laziness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by haggis88 View Post
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    Holy fuck he wants to use it inside?
    He’s got an open sky light you animal
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    Nissan people lol

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...37x/1633089328
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    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.
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    @Mar
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    Just what I wanted, a 4 door.
    Sign me up.
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    or else what? you'll turn on the caps lock?
    you do realize this is the internet right? lol
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    mar, you are good guy at heart
    you must realize your limitations
    then you will be happy if you fine place in live
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    Jesus man, I know you like Transformers, but you need to get out more. No one should get this upset over a movie based on children's toys.
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    I got this one today. He hasn't replied.
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    Originally posted by Go4Long
    or else what? you'll turn on the caps lock?
    you do realize this is the internet right? lol
    Originally posted by rob the knob
    mar, you are good guy at heart
    you must realize your limitations
    then you will be happy if you fine place in live
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    Jesus man, I know you like Transformers, but you need to get out more. No one should get this upset over a movie based on children's toys.
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    What's hard to understand? You're selling a drill, he's asking whether it's a 1/2 or 3/8 chuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKR View Post
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    What's hard to understand? You're selling a drill, he's asking whether it's a 1/2 or 3/8 chuck.
    Mar.
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    So does Hung want 1/2” or 3/8”?
    Updated: March 10, 2022
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    So does Hung want 1/2” or 3/8”?
    I sold it to someone else this afternoon.
    Originally posted by Go4Long
    or else what? you'll turn on the caps lock?
    you do realize this is the internet right? lol
    Originally posted by rob the knob
    mar, you are good guy at heart
    you must realize your limitations
    then you will be happy if you fine place in live
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    Jesus man, I know you like Transformers, but you need to get out more. No one should get this upset over a movie based on children's toys.
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    I bet they'll enjoy their new 23/64ths drill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKR View Post
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    What's hard to understand? You're selling a drill, he's asking whether it's a 1/2 or 3/8 chuck.
    You underestimate the stupidity of Mar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mar View Post
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    I sold it to someone else this afternoon.
    You panicked because he typed like he was German but name sounded Asian.
    Or worried about him being a hung German guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr2mike View Post
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    You panicked because he typed like he was German but name sounded Asian.
    Or worried about him being a hung German guy?
    He panicked because he's a fucking idiot and Hung, who can barely speak English, knows more than Mar about a drill that Mar owns.

    I don't understand how someone can just continually Mar things over and over.
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    It was most likely a Ryobi drill in the suspicious DeWalt colour.
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