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    Quote Originally Posted by gretz View Post
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    Have my built motor s10 up for trade, full painless harness, built trans / rear end, 4 wheel disc blah blah blah…. This guy offers me 4k lol.
    What was your counteroffer? You don't have a price on your ad so I'm curious what you expect to get for it.

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    I’d Take 10k for it. No is the easy way out, I get a kick out of seeing where the conversations go. Was a good laugh when buying essentially a drag truck, the concerns were power windows and a/c, thought you might find it mildly amusing as well
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    True. Power windows and a/c. I'd be asking for spec sheets, build photos, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket1k78 View Post
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    This! No point in engaging with them once you know theyre out to waste your time, even if you were willing to take $4k we all know this loser would ghost you when time came to buy
    I don't even respond to them, I just block them.

    I ignored one guy, he kept messaging me via Kijiji twice a day until I blocked him.

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    It's even funnier when you block them and they make new accounts to send the same low ball offers.

    Sure, I'll take 4k for the truck, meet me at Rundle station 1:00 AM and bring cash.

    Had one guy offer to buy my Camaro and then was trying to get me to figure out how exactly he's gonna get it to Toronto in November. Just said this isn't gonna work, the car has nitto summer tires. Keeps messaging me till block. If you can't figure out basic logistics on your own you're not ready to buy a vehicle in a different province etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hallowed_point View Post
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    It's even funnier when you block them and they make new accounts to send the same low ball offers.

    Sure, I'll take 4k for the truck, meet me at Rundle station 1:00 AM and bring cash.

    Had one guy offer to buy my Camaro and then was trying to get me to figure out how exactly he's gonna get it to Toronto in November. Just said this isn't gonna work, the car has nitto summer tires. Keeps messaging me till block. If you can't figure out basic logistics on your own you're not ready to buy a vehicle in a different province etc.
    lolll thats a good ask

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    you mean Marlborough Station??

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-ZUS View Post
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    you mean Marlborough Station??
    Whatever it is that poor people use yeah

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    But which one can I bring a flare gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr2mike View Post
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    But which one can I bring a flare gun?
    I thought that was a mating signal in the NE

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    I thought you were always strapped?

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    If you saw that truck, and I told you the price was 35, you'd probably think yeah, maybe. But you'd be wrong because somehow the fucker means thousand.

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ody/1649938317
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKR View Post
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    If you saw that truck, and I told you the price was 35, you'd probably think yeah, maybe. But you'd be wrong because somehow the fucker means thousand.

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ody/1649938317
    Is it a dually that someone stole the outside wheels from? Or a SRW with a set of dually fenders?

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    No, it's a dully. A special kind of truck for special people.
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    "Too much to list" is the most telling tell on Kijiji.

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    Can't get funnier than this. It's laugh out loud.

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    The amount of Rams (gas AND Diesel) I see with brand new engines disturbs me more than this guys crazy price. The Cummins 6.7 is a turd, the Hemi loves to eat cams, and the ecodiesel just explodes. People ask me which is the best engine for one of these trucks and without hesitation say the 3.6 V6.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corsvette View Post
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    The amount of Rams (gas AND Diesel) I see with brand new engines disturbs me more than this guys crazy price. The Cummins 6.7 is a turd, the Hemi loves to eat cams, and the ecodiesel just explodes. People ask me which is the best engine for one of these trucks and without hesitation say the 3.6 V6.
    5.7 is a disaster, not just cams being wiped, collapsed pistons, every single one has broken exhaust studs, I’ve had issues with their 8 speed trans shuddering when warm too.

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