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    Take $2100?






    Joke. Lol.

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    This seems suspicious, so I think I'd want to meet up in person to acquire this vehicle.

    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-autos-camion...nt=app_android

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    I had this one yesterday:


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    Not a funny, but an '91 civic with 100k km on it for 3 grand.

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...93350221425150
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    Im the one with a learning disability....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtsniffer View Post
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    Not a funny, but an '91 civic with 100k km on it for 3 grand.

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    Based on the condition, I wouldn't be surprised if someone paid that. I'd cap out at $500 personally.
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    That's why I just say I have a 4" dick and lift weights to make up for it.

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    2005 Chevrolet Corvette appraised at over $56k but will sell for $33k.
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    https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...tte/1557187590

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    How much to repaint it primer grey?
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    Oh god, don't get him started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    How much to repaint it primer grey?
    But then it would look silly with the custom interior/trunk/engine bay artwork!
    It's not limited to the outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    But then it would look silly with the custom interior/trunk/engine bay artwork!
    It's not limited to the outside.
    I’m trying to decide if that’s better or worse than the new M3... Toss up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    Iím trying to decide if thatís better or worse than the new M3... Toss up.
    rEsPeCt AlL bUiLdS!°!!1!

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    not kijiji but FB is always full of quick lulz, especially the comment sections

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    I will respect the shit out of the mechanical parts of a build. But stylistic choices are polarizing, and this guy had to know he would get FLAMED for his choices.
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    Oh god, don't get him started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    2005 Chevrolet Corvette appraised at over $56k but will sell for $33k.
    haha i'd love to see the appraisal. It's probably an excel sheet of what he wasted on that ugly shit.

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    I hate how people on kijiji post screen caps of their phones picture reels for photos! How am I supposed to appreciate all your super sick custom interior work if I CANT FUCKING SEE IT
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    ...Last thing I want is someone reading my posts and losing their cock over it...
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    Meh, they all look like Jackie Chan to me
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    Which one has best efficacy at enlarging my dank?

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    Quote Originally Posted by schurchill39 View Post
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    I hate how people on kijiji post screen caps of their phones picture reels for photos! How am I supposed to appreciate all your super sick custom interior work if I CANT FUCKING SEE IT
    i hate when they put their thumb over the license plate, and then the car is blurry anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JfuckinC View Post
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    i hate when they put their thumb over the license plate, and then the car is blurry anyway...
    I really don't understand why people are so worried about covering their license plate to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brucebanner View Post
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    I really don't understand why people are so worried about covering their license plate to begin with.
    You can make peoples lives very annoying if you have a plate number and make and model of the car by calling in bs reports to the police. Easy solution, don’t post your plate online.
    Originally posted by Thales of Miletus

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    I saw a douchebag in a bright blue BWM, you know, one of those new shitty ones, with plate ABC-1234 swerving down Elbow Drive. He looked drunk to me officer.
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    Oh god, don't get him started.

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    That's a valid point.

    I was more thinking along the lines of what information could the average person obtain from knowing someones plate.

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    Nothing really, but saves some bored Kijiji idiot from causing you grief when you don’t accept their lowball.
    Originally posted by Thales of Miletus

    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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