Danger Mouses Funny Links Thread - LOL Inside

[Danger_Mouse]

I just found this and i thought i would bring here..... its fockin hilarious... a must click.



http://www.kelley.iu.edu/Management/radio_mistake.wav


HAHAHAH

[RickDaTuner]

" Your wife cindy"
"ugh..... Oh shit"

[ecstasy_civic]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a bunch of shit disturbers lol

Someone must have tipped them off hahahahahahahahhahaa

[nismodrifter]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahahhahAHAHAHAHHAH

funniest shit EVER!!!!!

[DUBBED]

"I was kidding"

nice try buddy

[SoSlowDx]

You dick hahaha

[ShOwOfF]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....fukn hilarious!

"...I was kidding, i was kidding...."

[buh_buh]

I heard that off a different forum a long time ago, except I remember hearing a longer version of it.

[tommy1223]

i want to hear the whole thing, that was short, and it just started to get better too.

[403Gemini]

ive heard this before
it sounds rehearsed if you ask me

[Danger_Mouse]

Ricer Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower,
As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," in that silly thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.

[Danger_Mouse]

coolest thing ever

check it out. who wants to buy me a x-mas gift?


http://www.toocoolkit.com/prod-toocool.htm

[Danger_Mouse]

Funny video I just found

http://www.forwards.ee/~elis/video/funny_cats_1.wmv

[Danger_Mouse]

Things to ponder...

not sure if this is a repost, i searched but couldn't find anything

Things to ponder when you've nothing else to do

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?

Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to
wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our
life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

[Danger_Mouse]

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your friend or spouse is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3
in Housewares" . .. and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[Danger_Mouse]

Ok, follow these simple instructions and the result will be you wetting yourself with laughter (best to put newspaper down first )

Step 1 : http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html <----CLICK THIS!

Step 2 : click on the episode entitled "nuts about you"

Step 3 : Laugh as you try to find out just what the hell that squirrel is saying between his freaking out

THE END

[ShOwOfF]

haha, gotta try #15.

[EK 2.0]

No matter how any times I read that its always funny...

[hjr]

i like 11 and 13

[EK 2.0]

Dude...(exhaling...)...that's DEEP man...(inhaling...)