Bust him up...
Lawyer up and see how they can help...
Or, be a bigger dick to him. Does he make more money then you? If so tell him you're going to start claiming a gay relationship with him and under the interdependent relationship act you're going to take him to court for abuse and he'll be paying support to you and paying the mortgage... Just a thought.
I like the idea of smashing his face in and dumping him out of town, if he comes back uncoopertive then do it again. That's a joke...
Three of my favourite:
originally posted by "paulb1320"
(so tight that my hands went numb in minutes and a have bruises, infact my hands are still numb, 2 hours later)
I'm going to find each and every one of your little internet friends!
I now feel like I went into shock. I started breathing heavily and lost my sense of what was going on.