So my bf and I are heading off to the Stampede this year and I was informed that he has never been on any rides before, so which one should I take him on? I am looking for something that could wet his pants.
I have been on every ride and love 'em...
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So my bf and I are heading off to the Stampede this year and I was informed that he has never been on any rides before, so which one should I take him on? I am looking for something that could wet his pants.
I have been on every ride and love 'em...
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If you've been on all of the rides, shouldn't you know which ones will 'wet his pants'?
Also, log ride will probably wet his pants.
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I know which ones are awesome, but he will only go on ONE ride and not all of them, just want to get other peoples opinions on which one THEY believe willdo the trick.
I am just asking everyone's opinions here. Log ride is lame though.
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My favorite ticket ride is the fireball. If you want to make him shit his pants, put him on the slingshot or the other crazy one that i cannot remember the name of.
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The slingshot is awesome (though a bit short). That should be an experience for him!
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Was thinking Slingshot, but I don't find that one scary, but is the one beside it called The Orbitor?
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That one last longer and it gives you some crazy G's once it gets going full speed. I think it reaches 60 mph or something around there.Originally posted by Geegigi
Was thinking Slingshot, but I don't find that one scary, but is the one beside it called The Orbitor?
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There is also the free fall one. That looks pretty freeky! Mind you i hate platform heights. Jumping off that is the LAST thing i wanna do...
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Originally posted by Tomaz
There is also the free fall one. That looks pretty freeky! Mind you i hate platform heights. Jumping off that is the LAST thing i wanna do...almost shit my pants on that one LOL
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This. Then YOU can wet his pants yourself if you have your aim down pat.Originally posted by TomcoPDR
Try the reverse cowgirl ride
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Or she could take the "log ride", and wet his pants with a giant squirt...Originally posted by CMW403
This. Then YOU can wet his pants yourself if you have your aim down pat.
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My favorite ride at stampede is Fireball...and even that's not that great. Stampede rides fuckin suck!
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Best answer in the thread.Originally posted by Quiet10
If you've been on all of the rides, shouldn't you know which ones will 'wet his pants'?
Also, log ride will probably wet his pants.
Let's see.
A) He is YOUR boyfriend; therefore, you know him the best out of all of us.
B) You have been on ALL the rides; therefore, know the charactistics of each. IE. Spinny, dizzy, up and downy, aroundy etc.
A+B=answer?
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We have a winnerOriginally posted by TomcoPDR
Try the reverse cowgirl ride
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He said he is too logical for rides because they do not serve a purpose. Reverse cowgirl has already been done though, but will know for sure if we get there even, hahaha... meaning he does not stand in line for anything and if he feels it is taking too long it is just wasting his time and we move on, lol.
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sounds like your boyfriend is a loser. date a real man (anyone on beyond)
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Too logical for rides? Can't stand in line because it wastes his time?Originally posted by Geegigi
He said he is too logical for rides because they do not serve a purpose. Reverse cowgirl has already been done though, but will know for sure if we get there even, hahaha... meaning he does not stand in line for anything and if he feels it is taking too long it is just wasting his time and we move on, lol.
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Yeah wow lol. And the lines aren't even that long. Even on Family day, it was short.Originally posted by Critical
Too logical for rides? Can't stand in line because it wastes his time?
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They're not short, that's for sure, but they do move really fast.
Your BF kinda seems like a douche. I've been on hundreds of rides, and to almost all of the theme parks in North America, including the Star Trek one. I don't like rides for the same reason, they don't do anything for me except provide a short break in conversations while the people I'm with scream.
It's just a been there done that kinda thing, they bore me now.. Stampede ones are the worse because you can actually tie a significant dollar ammount to each ride. A ticket is like what 50 cents each? A ride is 3$, and no 30 seconds of intense spinning or a 3 seecond free fall is worth 3$.
You already paid a ridiculous admisson, and then they want you to spend an extra 50 bucks for an unlimited ride pass? That's 64 dollars for the day. Fucking disney land or California Adventure doesn't charge that and their rides are 10000000000 times more expensive to construct and run.
Fuck I hate the stampede
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