The Owner Of a White Civic Hatch Back /w Enkei Rims
The white Civic hatchback with Enkei rims bought from Gallery of Fine cars. Damn son, saw your car parked in front of Paddy O' Leary's, and I know you are on here. You were in front of the parking lot entrance with your hazards on and you weren't around, hopefully everything was okay. I live just across the way, was worried something might be wrong. An exotic like that needs special attention.
But seriously, park your shitty ass civic somewhere else. Nobody gives a fuck about your car, so park it in the back like everyone else. Bitches don't be walking by yellin' hey for some white civic.
While walking by you were having a smoke with your boys and I overheard you complaining about some brown lady almost hitting your car. WELL NO SHIT don't park in front of the fucking parking lot entrance and you significantly reduce your odds of being hit. You made everyone else's life more difficult getting out of the already small lot. I know you feel you have show off that sick ass civic you bought pre-modded from Gallery of Fine Cars, but really no one gives a flying fuck. But I guess true ballas with their straight brimmed new era hat crew gots to be parkin' in the front like true G's.
Oh but you'll move it later? I will fucking hit that car next time it is in my way.
Oh and don't reply with get a life and complain about something else, because I have none. Think up something better.
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