Joke Thread, good ones, bad ones etc...
A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into the bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"
The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me McGregor the dockbuilder? No, no."
The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for 35 years! But do they call me McGregor the fisherman? No, no."
The old man continued, "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me McGregor the farmer? No, no."
The old man starts to cry again, "But you fuck one goat..."
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whats brown and sticky...
a stick
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
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What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Last edited by sillysod; 09-07-2010 at 02:43 PM.
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