So the Valets at Rush hate me. I suspected it before (it's happened to my C63 before) and so I decided to drive the Black today and park where the Valets feel they own all the parking spots (they don't, I've called the city and verified).
They hate me so much, that I believe they love to spit all over my car whenever I'm there.
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So, my review.
Quality: 1/5 - If you're gonna spit on someone's car, make sure you save up a huge loogey instead of that weaksauce little wad. I've jerked off 10 times in a day, and shot blanks on the next try that are juicier than their attempt.
Effort: 3/5 - I counted about 7 different spit spots today, so I gotta give them some points for effort. When they tried to cover my C63, I counted around 6. Not too bad, but I was at dinner (not Rush obviously) for 3 hrs, so you'd figure that it could've been more.
Service: 5/5 - Well at least I know everytime I'm there, they work hard at working to coat my car in their weaksauce spit.
Fucking guidos.