Learn to eat rocks, learn to swim and drive a Hummer!
“I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?” -Jeremy Clarkson
"global warming is just a theory, like evolution, or the metric system"
ahahaha... Love it.
"Leave your lights on, drive a hummer, Pour oil on a duck"
"if the globe is so warm, why was it so cold this winter?"
"what we need to do is slap it around a bit"
fuck too funny