Originally posted by Unknown303
He's going to rape you with the law.
Ever wondered why those night sticks are just THAT long?
...yeah... give it about another 36 hours and you'll know exactly how long they are and just why they're ribbed like that.
I highly recommend you stock up on Astroglide and get ready to beg for his mercy. Perhaps if hes feeling generous as per your plea; you can get away with him just using the flashlight. Rumor has it thats never happened, so I'll say it again,
Astroglide.
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side"