Your Most Embarassing Moment Lately

[baygirl]

I was at Starbucks, and reading a text as I was ordering. Ended up asking for a penis iced tea instead if a passion iced tea...

And this morning, I can't even talk about

So now I want to hear some of your embarassing moments so I don't feel so bad...

[Awd-Tsi]

Doing a delivery for my job and the house was one of those that are split into 4. Most of them have a main entrance that then goes to the doors to the 4 houses. This one didn't.... I walked straight into the guys house and they were watching tv. The guys like "do you know how to knock??" still got a 8 dollar tip felt so stupid though

[almerick]

I hate when people are on their phone when at the cashier, I find it a bit rude.. I guess lesson learned right?

Edit: when I was younger, I went to toys r us in hk with my cousin. I was bored so I decided to scare her. Turns out it was the wrong Asian.

[beyond_ban]

I was playing basketball and before the game someone must have slipped a viagra into my water bottle because i had a raging boner that i could not get rid of.

As you know boners are easily spotted through shorts so i decided to go N with it. I didn't realize until halfway through the game that every time i jumped or put my arms in the air my jersey was lifting up and exposing the tip of my penis to everyone.

[Awd-Tsi]

Originally posted by beyond_ban
I was playing basketball and before the game someone must have slipped a viagra into my water bottle because i had a raging boner that i could not get rid of.

As you know boners are easily spotted through shorts so i decided to go N with it. I didn't realize until halfway through the game that every time i jumped or put my arms in the air my jersey was lifting up and exposing the tip of my penis to everyone.

Unless people brought telescopes to the game, you have nothing to worry about

[msommers]

I went to visit a buddy's new place, turns out it was a duplex. I only found 1 entrance and well, it was the wrong one. They were sitting down eating dinner and I just waltzed in with cases of beer. Thankfully, he has good neighbors.

This morning some idiot tried to play chicken with me as I'm driving downtown and he's walking across while the light is green. I honk my horn and he turns back and stands there, so I put the clutch in and rev it pretty high. He got the hell out of there pretty quick but seriously, how stupid can you be! So I made some comment on my facebook about it and completely botched anything sensible, while complaining about stupidity. Karma I guess

[maxtrbo93]

I drove to my insurance company to go get insurance, I had my inspection there in which it stated my car was NOT modified for speed or performance. I go to my new broker @ Clarke Insurance... turns out my broker and her friend tried racing me one day and I blew by them at over double the speed limit, she found my inspection to be quiet the joke.

edit:

3" downpipe/3" test pipe/4" catback.


lets just say its a good thing she wasnt to concerned with the minor details of that inspection and just let it fly.

[beyond_ban]

Why go to your insurance when you can just call them and fax in your inspection?

[gretz]

Originally posted by maxtrbo93
I drove to my insurance company to go get insurance, I had my inspection there in which it stated my car was NOT modified for speed or performance. I go to my new broker @ Clarke Insurance... turns out my broker and her friend tried racing me one day and I blew by them at over double the speed limit, she found my inspection to be quiet the joke.

edit:

3" downpipe/3" test pipe/4" catback.


lets just say its a good thing she wasnt to concerned with the minor details of that inspection and just let it fly.

lol... your story is embarassing...

So, they tried racing you and you then blew by them after they were no longer racing? Over double the speed limit... 50 zone 2nd gear pull lol?

[rage2]

Originally posted by beyond_ban
I was playing basketball and before the game someone must have slipped a viagra into my water bottle because i had a raging boner that i could not get rid of.

So you got a boner that wouldn't go away playing with a bunch of sweaty guys? Have you met my friend Fuji?

[beyond_ban]

lol fake story back fire.

[Tik-Tok]

Last week I made one of those chocolate "clone-a-willy" things for my wife. Since it was a surprise gift, I had to do it alone... it was awkard and messy, thus she received a few inches less chocolate than she should have.

She thought is was so awesome, she showed it to her sister... now her sister thinks I have a 4" penis

Funny, but embarassing.

[Kloubek]

That's ridiculous. I'm sure you're at least four and a half.

Embarassing indeed.

[maxtrbo93]

Haha you know how it is, when someone in a regular car lights em up beside u and you just kinda laugh, then a bit down the road do a little flyby just so they know whats up.... well i did that and i hit like 100-120 in or around there.

Met up with em at a light, smiled and such, no talkin at all... guess she remembered my face and my car.

[adidas]

So this one time, I was playing basketball and before the game someone must have slipped a viagra into my water bottle because i had a raging boner that i could not get rid of.

As you know boners are easily spotted through shorts so i decided to go N with it. I didn't realize until halfway through the game that every time i jumped or put my arms in the air my jersey was lifting up and exposing the tip of my penis to everyone.

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by adidas
So this one time, I was playing basketball and before the game someone must have slipped a viagra into my water bottle because i had a raging boner that i could not get rid of.

As you know boners are easily spotted through shorts so i decided to go N with it. I didn't realize until halfway through the game that every time i jumped or put my arms in the air my jersey was lifting up and exposing the tip of my penis to everyone.

Sounds like you're on the same team as beyond_ban. No pun intended and have you met rage's friend Fuji?

[HyperZell]

Originally posted by adidas
So this one time, I was playing basketball and before the game someone must have slipped a viagra into my water bottle because i had a raging boner that i could not get rid of.

As you know boners are easily spotted through shorts so i decided to go N with it. I didn't realize until halfway through the game that every time i jumped or put my arms in the air my jersey was lifting up and exposing the tip of my penis to everyone.

...the fuck?

[Awd-Tsi]

Originally posted by adidas
So this one time, I was playing basketball and before the game someone must have slipped a viagra into my water bottle because i had a raging boner that i could not get rid of.

As you know boners are easily spotted through shorts so i decided to go N with it. I didn't realize until halfway through the game that every time i jumped or put my arms in the air my jersey was lifting up and exposing the tip of my penis to everyone.

Did the someone slip viagra into both yours and beyond_bans water bottle? must have been awkward with both of you having your little tips showing

[in*10*se]

walked into a pole when i first got my iphone cause i was so busy staring down at the screen outside of the bay downtown during morning rush hour with 100's of people getting off the train....

[adidas]

Originally posted by Awd-Tsi
Did the someone slip viagra into both yours and beyond_bans water bottle? must have been awkward with both of you having your little tips showing

The worst part was that we were guarding each other the entire game.