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    Default Try this out and see what you get :D



    I smoked weed with a horse because I'm single

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    I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because I have perfect abs?

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    I did a blowjob to a horse because I'm sexy!

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    I killed a robot because i'm sexy? haha wtf.
    Originally posted by Melinda

    You certainly are not a very nice person though.

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    I gave a BJ to George Bush because I hate my Life.

    lulz

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    I gave a blowjob to a robot because im sexy.

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    I smoked weed with a fat guy because that's what I'm

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    I took a crap on a black guy because I hate my life.
    lol
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    I took a crap on a dog because I'm sexy.

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    I need a travesty because I hate my life.

    Well if I hate my life, why on earth would I need a travesty? Wouldn't that make me hate my life more? I'm no fucking emo fag.
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    Came back to ogle 2Legit2Quit wife's buns...
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    They're certainly big, but I don't know if they are the BEST I've tasted.

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    I smoked weed with a nazi because im sexy
    What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
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    If you were straight I'd eat you like a BLT sandwich with extra Bacon. And I fucking LOVE bacon.

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    i ran naked with a nazi because i stink?

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    I pissed on a Nazi because I'm sexy. Lol.

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    I hate a porn star cause I have perfect abs

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    I stabbed an egg because that's what I'm.

    WTF lol
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    I am user #49

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    I shot a vacuum cleaner because I smoked crack

    Lame

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    I pissed on Michael Jackson because I'm sexy.
    Originally posted by rage2 in 2002
    Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100.

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    i smoked weed with a porn star because i was horny

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    I ran naked with a piece of shit because I'm sexy.
    "Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, and county commissioners."

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    I hate a black guy because I stink haha.

    (I am not racist, I swear!)

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