I smoked weed with a horse because I'm single
I smoked weed with a horse because I'm single
I ran naked with a bowl of cereal because I have perfect abs?
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I did a blowjob to a horse because I'm sexy!
I killed a robot because i'm sexy? haha wtf.
Originally posted by Melinda
You certainly are not a very nice person though.
I gave a BJ to George Bush because I hate my Life.
lulz
I gave a blowjob to a robot because im sexy.
I smoked weed with a fat guy because that's what I'm
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1978 Porsche 924//1987 Chevrolet Chevette
//1987 Kia Besta//2000 Audi A6//2013 VW Jetta//2006 Kawasaki ZX6
I took a crap on a black guy because I hate my life.
lol
Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.
I took a crap on a dog because I'm sexy.
I need a travesty because I hate my life.
Well if I hate my life, why on earth would I need a travesty? Wouldn't that make me hate my life more? I'm no fucking emo fag.
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I smoked weed with a nazi because im sexy
What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
"It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
If you were straight I'd eat you like a BLT sandwich with extra Bacon. And I fucking LOVE bacon.
I pissed on a Nazi because I'm sexy. Lol.
I hate a porn star cause I have perfect abs
I stabbed an egg because that's what I'm.
WTF lol
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
I shot a vacuum cleaner because I smoked crack
Lame
I pissed on Michael Jackson because I'm sexy.
Originally posted by rage2 in 2002
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100.
i smoked weed with a porn star because i was horny
I ran naked with a piece of shit because I'm sexy.
"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, and county commissioners."
I hate a black guy because I stink haha.
(I am not racist, I swear!)