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    Not bad, three languages. You should try english next.

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    Originally posted by projekz




    Wish the Grammar Witness would visit you.


    I thought a little bit of religion in your life could help you...but you can't fix stupid.
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    Originally posted by Jason Lange
    Not bad, three languages. You should try english next.

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    I'm just more surprised you have a wife and kid(s). Thought you were a 19 year old kid that drives around Lethbridge with the sunfire homo cruising.
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    Yeah well I wonder how they get the soft flowing caramel inside the Caramilk bar but you don't see me making a god damn thread about it. Slap your wife Baygirl, straighten him out.

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    Originally posted by BokCh0y
    I'm just more surprised you have a wife and kid(s). Thought you were a 19 year old kid that drives around Lethbridge with the sunfire homo cruising.
    he very well may be lol i take everything from banned3x with a handful of salt

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    I cannot stand them! Whenever they show up at the door...I just ask them what god they are selling today. After saying NO, they still insist on giving out the booklets. Now, in NY they put shit on car wipers. I usually rip it off, and throw it in the streets. If they are okay with their gods name being run over and peed on by the dogs...thats their prerogative.


    "Having a war about religion is like having a fight over who's got the best invisible friend" - Yasser Arafat

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    Originally posted by Jason Lange
    Not bad, three languages. You should try english next.
    Ouch!!! Owned hard!!!

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    +1 for a ban

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    Originally posted by dj_rice
    Yes, you should sue the Jehovah Witnesses
    I vote for a class action lawsuit.... that cracka' isn't governing himself properly at all, case in point these guys.
    "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side"

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    Im surprised you were so calm with them.
    I cant stand Jehovah Witnesses at all.
    Nothings worse then trying to force religion on people ESPECIALLY while at dinner with your family.

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    he doesn't have a wife and kids. if anything, he still lives at home with mommy and daddy. watch his videos and you'll see what i mean.

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    Default Re: Fucken jehovas witnesses

    Originally posted by banned3x
    I'm at swiss chalet having dinner with wife and kids
    I stopped reading here. You can't expect anyone to believe that.
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    Default Re: Fucken jehovas witnesses

    Originally posted by banned3x
    I'm at swiss chalet having dinner with wife and kids and we are approached by these people in suits and there like hi we noticed your talking in Spanish. Were you from bullshit type of conversation. We are like ok whatever our food comes save by the food lol anyways we are eating And like ten minutes later this guy comes back and like here I want to give this to you and hands me this pamphlet with there times and schedule for th next meeting.
    I was sorry what is this? Hes like we a jehovahs witnesses and I was like I'm sorry I can't accept that he's like why? I'm eating man please have some respect. My baby grabbed his shit and threw it on the floor shes a baby that's what she does and the guy gets mad at us for not takin his shit and goes and sit back down. Like WTF? Don't they have common sense? Or any respect? Can I sue them? Fuckin asshole!!!


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    You are not only a troll on the forums, but I guess in real life hey??...And I know, I know by quoting and responding I am only "feeding the troll"...But seriously; the forums, and I am sure the community in general would be a much better place without you in them...

    If you have issues with people engaging in conversation with you I am not sure how you actually function in society...Be it, someone asking how your day is or talking to you about their faith. Just politely decline...I have never had issues with JW's or any one "pushing or forcing" their faith on me. I just tell them I am not interested and in a matter of seconds they wish me a good day and move on...

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    one time they rang the door bell while i was chopping up some pork, lets just say that the huge ass butcher knife scared them and i havent seen them since
    Originally posted by R!zz0
    I would have helped you out but i am 5'6 160 pounds. I have a hard time turning my steering wheel in my car. So I'll shit myself if i carry a 65" plasma.

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    Good on Banned40x. Like someone else said, uppercut them. It's bad enough they couldn't find a better time to peddle their shit other than when you're having dinner with your "family", but if you politely declined and they kept pushing forward, nobody would've blamed you if an uppercut happened.

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    Originally posted by xxviet
    one time they rang the door bell while i was chopping up some pork, lets just say that the huge ass butcher knife scared them and i havent seen them since
    ^ I have a big sign on my door that says

    STOP:

    IF you are a salesperson (of any sort) or a member of a religious group, leave now. we are not the least bit interested. Those that do not follow this sign will be subject to a verbal & possibly physical altercation.


    Never had a single one since.
    "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side"

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    the only time i dislike JW people are when they ring your doorbell at 10 in the morning on a Sun!! haha

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    Some good lols in this thread....

    "Try English next"

    (please don't ban banned3x - he provides much entertainment).

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    Just a question:

    Would a thread titled "Fucking Muslims" see no consequence?
    Originally posted by teamPRO


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