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    Default Distraction law . Who will be the first !

    Although this new law just got passed a few days ago and it wouldn't fully go into effect until the spring , it's never too early to start a new game about who will be the first Beyonder to get a ticket , and who will be the first Beyonder to post a thread and whine like a little girl trying to find a way to get out of said ticket .

    Feel free to nominate your favorite poster or even throw your own name into pot . We could even do it like the game Clue ( any of you actually play a game with real people ? ) .

    Example :

    Mr.Iheartdrifting ..... caught texting ..... on Beddington Trail

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    MissStinkyFinger .... cell phone .... Deerfoot



    You get the idea .....

    Maybe we could get a collection together and have a prize !


    Anyhow .... I'm sure this site will get busy once the law puts the hammer down ( so to speak ) . We all know the drill . Cops are bad , and we're all innocent little gems with fifty years of driving skills yada-yada-yada . Let the games begin .

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    blueToy.....distracting others by being a douche canoe.....all over calgary roads.

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    Some cute blond collage student - texting - Mount Royal Gate


    or


    Me - Spilled hot beverage on penis - Deerfoot
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    Originally posted by shakalaka
    blueToy.....distracting others by being a douche canoe.....all over calgary roads.


    Awww .... You're no fun . I can't possibly be distracting unless you drive while you read this thread .

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    Originally posted by blueToy




    Awww .... You're no fun . I can't possibly be distracting unless you drive while you read this thread .
    lol in that case, probably me.

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    Originally posted by Redlyne_mr2
    Probably me, electronic boost controller, power fc, digital
    engine monitor....i'm going down
    I never really thought about the electronic "goodies" some of us have. You think a cop can nab someone for changing a channel on an EBC?

    My guess is that the first ticket complained about on beyond will be someone claiming they were just looking at their phone for a second but crossed 3 lanes of traffic doing so. How do I fight it?
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    Does jerking off while driving count as distracted?

    A friend wants to know
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    Originally posted by M.alex
    Does jerking off while driving count as distracted?

    A friend wants to know
    depends. do they get off? or are they just playing with themselves?
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    They can give tickets to people who have radar detectors now. "But officer, they are legal in Alberta"...."Touching them isn't".

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    Originally posted by DayGlow
    Non-Linear ( or whatever he goes by now ) ..... Wendy's burger..... Crowchild.


    AWD-tsi... trying to figure out if that street is one way or not... on god knows what street

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    Originally posted by Scuderia




    AWD-tsi... trying to figure out if that street is one way or not... on god knows what street

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    copynpaste.... scraping the inside of his windshield... Deerfoot @ 110km/h
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    ....can anyone say "retarted"?
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    Originally posted by Tomaz
    Some cute blond collage student - texting - Mount Royal Gate
    Whoa, what kind of school has you do nothing but make collages? Education these days.

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    I have decided it is going to be banned3x, because obviously the police have tracking devices on him, hate him and like to bother him, so basically they are going to give him a distracted driving ticket for shifting his transmission.

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    i am guessing scat - on beddington or country hills, speeding while talking on his cell phone, and trying to tell the cop wuznme
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    Originally posted by derpderp
    I have decided it is going to be banned3x, because obviously the police have tracking devices on him, hate him and like to bother him, so basically they are going to give him a distracted driving ticket for shifting his transmission.

    or trying to read jw brochures lol

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    Me.

    Work phone + personal phone + both constantly going off. I don't txt and drive, but I do fiddle with one phone (GPS on it) a lot when I'm driving.

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