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    Default Looking for pleasure-filled massage with hot RMT

    Hey guys,

    I have quite a bit of money left over in my companies insurance spending account. Would like to find a cute RMT to give me some nice rub-downs. Not looking for therapeutic or deep tissue, as I don't really have any pain.

    Also, there HAS to be an RMT in the city that gives happy endings. If someone wants to let me in on these secret RMT's, please pm me. Willing to pay for this kind of info...

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    Really? Your asking on beyond where to find a dirty massage parlor?

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    Really?

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    Originally posted by Type_S1
    Really? Your asking on beyond where to find a dirty massage parlor?
    Originally posted by Kloubek
    Really?
    Absolutely! Where else can you find 60,000 dudes full of exactly this kind of information. Someone's gotta know.

    Apparently it's taboo, pm me if you're too ashamed to say in public... lol

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    paging max_boost or Tomco
    heloc that shit

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    Default Re: Looking for pleasure-filled massage with hot RMT

    Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz
    Hey guys,

    I have quite a bit of money left over in my companies insurance spending account. Would like to find a cute RMT to give me some nice rub-downs. Not looking for therapeutic or deep tissue, as I don't really have any pain.

    Also, there HAS to be an RMT in the city that gives happy endings. If someone wants to let me in on these secret RMT's, please pm me. Willing to pay for this kind of info...
    It's a secret for a reason. Sorry bud. Can't disclose.

    But feel free to call up some Escorts who do massages and give happy endings.

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    But he needs an RMT number so he can put the claim through!

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    Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz



    Absolutely! Where else can you find 60,000 dudes full of exactly this kind of information. Someone's gotta know.

    Apparently it's taboo, pm me if you're too ashamed to say in public... lol
    Well considering you trying to hire a hooker to rub and tug you and charge it to your company...no not taboo at all. I must say that even if you go to one your work might be a little surprised when it costs $200+ for a massage. Also expensing it to a company might be hard considering I don't think they provide receipts for this type of work...and probably don't take debit/credit either.

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    Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz



    Absolutely! Where else can you find 60,000 dudes full of exactly this kind of information. Someone's gotta know.

    Apparently it's taboo, pm me if you're too ashamed to say in public... lol
    i think theres one across from reigel tuning, not sure of the name... and one by lloyds roller arcade, and dale adams .
    not sure of names thou
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    Originally posted by Type_S1


    Well considering you trying to hire a hooker to rub and tug you and charge it to your company...no not taboo at all. I must say that even if you go to one your work might be a little surprised when it costs $200+ for a massage. Also expensing it to a company might be hard considering I don't think they provide receipts for this type of work...and probably don't take debit/credit either.
    Not a hooker, an RMT!! With receipts, fool. If anybody does do this sort of thing, I really doubt they're putting "1 hour massage + hand assisted semen extraction" on the reciept. It would just say "massage". How are you so stupid??

    You think my work cares what I use my expense account for? It goes through an INSURANCE company that makes ridiculous amounts of money and doesn't give a shit what I'm spending my $3000 on as long as its on their list. Beauty of a spending account.

    Dick massages aside, can anyone recommend a place to get a regular feel-good massage?
    Last edited by Idratherbsidewayz; 11-24-2010 at 04:40 PM.

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    Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz


    Dick massages aside, can anyone recommend a place to get a regular feel-good massage?
    Mine is cute, and really good, but after reading this thread there's no way in hell I'm going to put her through an experience with you.

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    so you want your work to pay for a hand job?
    lol
    niiiiice!
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    Originally posted by T-Dubbs
    if you want a H/J
    ask your old G/F
    LOL, I just want a nice massage and a way to blow my spending account/load. Free HJ's don't do me any good...

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    Originally posted by Idratherbsidewayz
    Free HJ's don't do me any good...
    technically they are all free to you
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    A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

    Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha
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    Originally posted by max_boost
    A regular 1 hour massage is around $80.

    Wouldn't the audit suspect why it cost $250? Or would you mark that as 3 massage sessions? haha
    banff springs is around 200 for an hour.

    Majority of insurance companies will only cover up to $90 per session.

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    Originally posted by in*10*se


    banff springs is around 200 for an hour.

    Majority of insurance companies will only cover up to $90 per session.
    True, most companies will cover only up to a certain amount or as per their schedule but the OP sounds like he has an HSA or other type of spending account which will allow him to use those funds to cover any difference between coverage amounts and actual charges.

    Basically, the only requirement for HSA funds is that they are spent on Health services because it is funds allocated by the individual or his company and not part of a group plan benefits package.

    So for a less shady example, your health benefits cover you for eye glasses up to $200 but you see a nice pair of D&G glasses that will run you $800 (including lenses).

    The group health benefits portion will cover the $200 but if you had $600 in a health spending account, you could use those funds to pay yourself back the balance. They don't care that you bought expensive designer glasses.

    In the OP's case, the only piece of information that he needs to make a legit claim, is the RMT#.

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    Our company will pay up to $1250.00 per year for any type of wealness. Whether it be hockey skates, vitamins, or massage therapy...LOL

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