Brazil - Coffee breaks, smoke breaks, masterbation breaks

**D'z Nutz** · 05-13-2011, 08:33 AM

So how does one apply for a work visa in Brazil?

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/...rbate-at-work/

The court ruled in her favor and now she can masturbate at work

BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.

This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.

The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.

Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”

Currently, Bezerra follow a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives that “only” took her to masturbate 18 times.

**RickDaTuner** · 05-13-2011, 08:39 AM

I'd hate to be the person working beside her cubical... I don't think there would be enough fabreeze to cover up that kind of self stimulation

**Feruk** · 05-13-2011, 08:55 AM

EPIC!!

**Tomaz** · 05-13-2011, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by RickDaTuner
I'd hate to be the person working beside her cubical... I don't think there would be enough fabreeze to cover up that kind of self stimulation

See, I would like to be a coworker of hers. I would go through the same process saying that I have the same problem, and that it would be great teamwork to help each other out. A 15 minute quickie, every 2 hours, 5 days a week, would make for a great work week!

**shakalaka** · 05-13-2011, 10:14 AM

Divorced mother of 3?

Somehow I don't think a quickie with her would be as desirable as you make it sound to be.

**HHURICANE1** · 05-13-2011, 10:32 AM

5 minutes every 2 hours. She's going to end up with one hell of a set of calluses!

**Xtrema** · 05-13-2011, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by shakalaka
Divorced mother of 3?

Somehow I don't think a quickie with her would be as desirable as you make it sound to be.

Exactly.

This would never be a court case if she's young and hot.

**dexlargo** · 05-13-2011, 01:08 PM

Edit - nevermind, apparently the pic is not her.

**Supa Dexta** · 05-14-2011, 05:36 AM

this is though.

**dexlargo** · 05-15-2011, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Supa Dexta
this is though.

No, that's the pic I originally found. Apparently it's a recovering meth addict in the US: http://ogrogrenga.com.br/blog/fotos/...veja-as-provas

The link claims the entire article is fake, but their most compelling evidence shows that the picture is not of the person in the article.

**ekguy** · 05-15-2011, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by Tomaz

See, I would like to be a coworker of hers. I would go through the same process saying that I have the same problem, and that it would be great teamwork to help each other out. A 15 minute quickie, every 2 hours, 5 days a week, would make for a great work week!

Do you realize how many calories a day you'd burn if you managed a deal like this haha.

You'd be super in shape and when people ask how, you could say oh you know, I fuck at work like 4 times a day...You know, no biggie, I have this condition.