What have you been fired for?

[Squishy]

Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt
Never been fired or even come close but I worked at RONA for 3 years in various departments, and I can't believe you got fired for leaning on a counter. We did WAY worse things at RONA and it wasn't a problem. When it was super quiet we were allowed to read, lean on the counter, etc. One day I even made a throne out of windshield washer fluid boxes and sat there when it was quiet. I would bet anything there was a reason other than your counter leaning, even if you weren't aware of it.

And I just watched videos there from RONA (because they own Totem now) saying not to stack anything in an unsafe manner...
What ever, I'm the type of person that if you can't give me a legitimate reason, they can go fuck themselves, because quite frankly, that IS bullshit. We weren't allowed to read or anything up front while it was slow.. Which was like 90% of night shifts.

@the guys asking for pics....
if you've been to beyond meets you would have seen me, otherwise... tough luck

[Tomaz]

Originally posted by Awd-Tsi
pics, so we can decide

Super Jailbait Thread worthy. Just saying


I was fired for stealing at a warehouse a long time ago. Car parts, selling them on the "street".

I wasn't arrested because I snitched on the drug traffickers, drug users, and other employees that made entire truckloads of merchandise "disappear".

Considering some of the stuff I have done in my past, I am amazed that was the only time I was fired. And I have done some pretty messed up shit at the workplace. lol

Squishy, You will be back on your feet in no time. Don't worry about it one bit.

[revelations]

Originally posted by swak

- Also, working at a cement plant, the plant manager had it out for me from day 1. it was union, so being 3 minutes late was a HUGE deal. Got fired over being 3'ish minutes late too many times.

Ya that part I never understood working for a union....in the mornings I'd arrive at 7:30:00.0 am, and then our crew would spend 90 minutes in Tim Hortons sitting around reading the paper

[jjmac]

Fired for requesting more hours back when I worked as a line-cook.

Was let go 15 minutes after said request FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Awd-Tsi]

Originally posted by Squishy

And I just watched videos there from RONA (because they own Totem now) saying not to stack anything in an unsafe manner...
What ever, I'm the type of person that if you can't give me a legitimate reason, they can go fuck themselves, because quite frankly, that IS bullshit. We weren't allowed to read or anything up front while it was slow.. Which was like 90% of night shifts.

@the guys asking for pics....
if you've been to beyond meets you would have seen me, otherwise... tough luck

pics of leaning on the counter? I'll judge if it looked un professional, from a customer point of view.

[Squishy]

Originally posted by Tomaz


Super Jailbait Thread worthy. Just saying


I was fired for stealing at a warehouse a long time ago. Car parts, selling them on the "street".

I wasn't arrested because I snitched on the drug traffickers, drug users, and other employees that made entire truckloads of merchandise "disappear".

Considering some of the stuff I have done in my past, I am amazed that was the only time I was fired. And I have done some pretty messed up shit at the workplace. lol

Squishy, You will be back on your feet in no time. Don't worry about it one bit.

Haha.... thanks Tomaz
Yeah, just like playing with the RC car in the office around your bosses feet.. hahah...

[Tomaz]

Originally posted by Squishy


Haha.... thanks Tomaz
Yeah, just like playing with the RC car in the office around your bosses feet.. hahah...

Amongst other things. haha

But those I will share at a later date.

[rage2]

Only time I've ever gotten fired... I worked at a mom and pops video rental store in my late teens. I drove to work in my Porsche 951, I played racing games when it wasn't busy, so everyone knew I was a car guy.

One morning when I went to open the store, the owners were already there doing inventory. Apparently, someone stole a whole bunch of NES games, and ONLY racing games. I tried to explain to them that I don't need to steal the games, since I have all of them. I explained that I had one of those NES disk drive things that copied game cartridges, so I had every game. But the evidence was completely against me, and I got fired. They still owed me 2 weeks pay!

I've done a lot of fucked up shit at the office where I work now, and they haven't fired me yet. I've smoked weed at the christmas party and told our board of directors how awesome it is, fucked a pineapple (ok dry humped), licked a co-workers' tits in front of everyone, interrupted the CEO during a company meeting to talk about beastiality porn, made fun of the CEO cuz he's brown (taxi, holding hands jokes). Nothing. Trying to get fired but it's not working!

[Kloubek]

All out now on a public forum. Man - you really DO want to get fired!

[Squishy]

Hahaha wow rage... :P

I need an exciting job. I've only applied at malls so far.

[Tomaz]

Originally posted by rage2

I've done a lot of fucked up shit at the office where I work now, and they haven't fired me yet. I've smoked weed at the christmas party, fucked a pineapple (ok dry humped), licked a co-workers' tits in front of everyone, interrupted the CEO during a company meeting to talk about beastiality porn, made fun of the CEO cuz he's brown (taxi, holding hands jokes). Nothing. Trying to get fired but it's not working!

My god, good thing we don't work together. The world would not be ready for it.

I forgot that there was another time I was fired. I just moved into the city and used some holiday time to unpack and get settled (2 days). When I came back to work, my boss said I never cleared the time with him and that I was no longer employed.

Originally posted by Squishy
Hahaha wow rage... :P

I need an exciting job. I've only applied at malls so far.

If you didn't have prior commitments, I have some positions opening up at my office shortly. But I don't think you could handle working with me

[Squishy]

Are you kidding me Tomaz? I think that would be awesome, hahaha... based on what we talk about over coffee.. LOL!!!

[rage2]

Originally posted by Tomaz
My god, good thing we don't work together. The world would not be ready for it.

haha I think I'm just tolerated because I get the job done.

I think the one that got me the most complaints was during a management meeting, where we were all admiring the new boardroom table that we were sitting at. I mentioned that I had "broke it in" the weekend before, and it disgusted a lot of people in the meeting. Some of the managers are mormons, christians, and they were not pleased at all.

Seriously though, new boardroom table. You have to break that shit in.

[Awd-Tsi]

Originally posted by rage2

haha I think I'm just tolerated because I get the job done.

I think the one that got me the most complaints was during a management meeting, where we were all admiring the new boardroom table that we were sitting at. I mentioned that I had "broke it in" the weekend before, and it disgusted a lot of people in the meeting. Some of the managers are mormons, christians, and they were not pleased at all.

Seriously though, new boardroom table. You have to break that shit in.

[banned3x]

got fired at the lethbridge iron works for making dry ice bombs which i didnt know would be that loud. my fault.
got fired from a&w for throwing tomato slices on the ceilings.my fault
got fired haul all for shooting nail guns at people and pouring a bucket of hydualic oil on a handicapp guy not physiclly just retarded. not my fault because he was fucken retarded.
and i used to work for my wife but she fired me like 10 times but now she cant. because i quit lol.

[sr20s14zenki]

Originally posted by banned3x
got fired at the lethbridge iron works for making dry ice bombs which i didnt know would be that loud. my fault.
got fired from a&w for throwing tomato slices on the ceilings.my fault
got fired haul all for shooting nail guns at people and pouring a bucket of hydualic oil on a handicapp guy not physiclly just retarded. not my fault because he was fucken retarded.
and i used to work for my wife but she fired me like 10 times but now she cant. because i quit lol.

And the worlds biggest loser award goes to......

hey man, atleast you are good at something...even if it is being a loser.

[darthVWader]

Originally posted by banned3x
pouring a bucket of hydualic oil on a handicapp guy not physiclly just retarded. not my fault because he was fucken retarded.

I might be going to hell cuz I laughed at that one.

[texasnick]

Originally posted by banned3x
got fired haul all for shooting nail guns at people and pouring a bucket of hydualic oil on a handicapp guy not physiclly just retarded. not my fault because he was fucken retarded.

WTF is wrong with you?

[Spoons]

Originally posted by eglove
whoa wait, totem girls hired on looks? fired because....


JK squishy

You either are an asshole or not. None of this half hearted JK bullshit. Go big or go home.

Now rephrase that in saying she just looks ugly and stop being a pussy.

I've never been fired, I'm too awesome. Much like Rage, I fuck around all the time, but get the job done. Most people see the benefit in having someone who fucks around and does what he wants but gets the job done... I keep moral up and keep it real.

[maxomilll]

Originally posted by Awd-Tsi
for not wearing the right color of shoes

haha! dude, thats rough, your boss must have a been a weaner.