Thought after reading the did you know thread that we should get some hard data.
When Beyonder's shit do you Sit to wipe? Stand to wipe? Or some other option I can't think of?
Sit
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Other
Thought after reading the did you know thread that we should get some hard data.
When Beyonder's shit do you Sit to wipe? Stand to wipe? Or some other option I can't think of?
I have yet to find a real life stander.
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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stander! how people wipe poo when they sit?? you reach in between your legs and wipe toward your balls or what?
I feel there should be a "lean" option. Or is that still considered sitting?
how do you stand? just let your ass clench and shit get all over your cheeks? haha not between the legs thoughOriginally posted by zakizdaman
stander! how people wipe poo when they sit?? you reach in between your legs and wipe toward your balls or what?
how the fuck do you do work when you're standing?! I dont understand.
There's only 1 person that wipe betweens the legs...hes in the other thread. But I'm pretty sure the norm is to reach behind.
1. sit
2. lean
3. reach behind
4. wipe
5. check last few to see condition of toilet paper
6. flush
x2Originally posted by Mibz
I feel there should be a "lean" option. Or is that still considered sitting?
Of everyone I've talked to personally, half were sitters, half standers. EVERY person's exact technique was different and equally hilarious haha.
And, perhaps most funny, is that neither group (sitters vs standers) knew the other existed. Understandably so, as this generally isn't a common conversation topic lol.
I always figured there were people with slightly different techniques. Grips, angles, pressure points, etc.Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt
And, perhaps most funny, is that neither group (sitters vs standers) knew the other existed. Understandably so, as this generally isn't a common conversation topic lol.
But standing? Whoa.
That's exactly it haha....it's reasonable to assume people do the actual wiping differently, but sitting vs standing seemed inconceivable to each opposite group haha.Originally posted by Mibz
I always figured there were people with slightly different techniques. Grips, angles, pressure points, etc.
But standing? Whoa.
I always thought by standing, your ass cheeks close and little bits of shit get more on your ass cheeks haha.
I figured sitting meant leaning...but maybe mods add a lean option??
Standing is crazy haha.
I think the lean/hover way is the only way to go.
when i stand up my but cheeks meet...... doesn't everyone elses? or is your ass hole just always exposed?Originally posted by Mitsu3000gt
That's exactly it haha....it's reasonable to assume people do the actual wiping differently, but sitting vs standing seemed inconceivable to each opposite group haha.
Hahaah Sitter for life.
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Lean, reach back, nice and easy...
i curl up in the fetal position to wipe.
I'm surprised this poll doesn't confuse and infuriate you without a "People wipe their own ass?" option.Originally posted by rage2
I have yet to find a real life stander.
When your seated though the ass cheeks aren't pressed together like when you're standing. Seems less clean to me if you stand but haven't wiped first haha.Originally posted by JfuckinC
when i stand up my but cheeks meet...... doesn't everyone elses? or is your ass hole just always exposed?
I stand up but not completely, turn 180 degrees and wipe away. Like most people in this thread I'm having a hard time understanding how it could be done any other way.
And the back to front guy is way out to lunch.
Not that anyone would be looking, but you'd look kinda stupid wiping standing up.
Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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