LOL, I've had something similar to this happen to me many years ago.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../16925961.html
LOL, I've had something similar to this happen to me many years ago.
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../16925961.html
Hot = PIITB
Nasty = Uppercut
hahahah thats freaking awesome!!
why he didnt lock his door is beyond me??
best part is you wouldnt need to take her home... she just has to go up or down a couple floors! AND no need to buy her drinks, shes already hammered!!
if she was hot, get on it if not... roll away silently..
yeap what everyone said ahahah that would be awesome
Wow. Oh baby. He called the police probably because she was ugly.
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
So is that considered consent?
Id say so! Just go for the double click. If she was down, you know in a hurry.Originally posted by jsn
So is that considered consent?
pictures needed!! ha
That's the ideal time to PIITB.
-U
Lolol!! Awesome
I have a way better story from Stampede last year...
Some cougar gets hammered, decides to bring this strapping young fellow from overseas back to her townhouse to show him some Calgary Stampede action... she leads him into the townhouse 2 doors down by mistake (why it was unlocked, I have no clue). She walks him upstairs and tells him to wait there, he lays down on the floor of an empty spare room and passes out, she goes to walk downstairs, trips, smashes her face off the railing, rolls down the stairs and passes out in a huge puddle of blood and her chin is swollen to the size of a baseball and just gushing. She gets up a little while later, obviously dazed, walks back upstairs and goes into the bathroom to see what happened to her face, tries to clean herself up, but she's covered in blood. Now the bathroom is a disaster, blood everywhere.
She walks into the master bedroom where the real home owner is lying in bed... she thinks it's the guy she brought home, sits on the bed next to him... he wakes up, 'who the f*** are you!?!?!?'... it's dark, she still thinks it's the other guy, says 'oh, you know who I am...'
Home owner jumps out of his bed, runs out of his room, sees another dude passed out on the floor of his spare room, sees blood all over his bathroom, grabs his phone runs downstairs, sees the floor covered in blood, runs outside and calls police.
We walk in, see what looks like a murder scene... go upstairs, this drunk lady is standing there bleeding profusely from the face, standing over the 20 year old south african kid she brought home.
It took us a good two hours to figure out what the hell was going on.
What happened in BC there was nothing...
Just because it happened to you, doesn't make it interesting.
^^
LOL
Wow. A series of unfortunate events.
Luckily it wasn't in the U.S or guns be blazing haha
I am user #49Originally posted by rage2
Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100
Originally posted by JustGo
I have a way better story from Stampede last year...
Some cougar gets hammered, decides to bring this strapping young fellow from overseas back to her townhouse to show him some Calgary Stampede action... she leads him into the townhouse 2 doors down by mistake (why it was unlocked, I have no clue). She walks him upstairs and tells him to wait there, he lays down on the floor of an empty spare room and passes out, she goes to walk downstairs, trips, smashes her face off the railing, rolls down the stairs and passes out in a huge puddle of blood and her chin is swollen to the size of a baseball and just gushing. She gets up a little while later, obviously dazed, walks back upstairs and goes into the bathroom to see what happened to her face, tries to clean herself up, but she's covered in blood. Now the bathroom is a disaster, blood everywhere.
She walks into the master bedroom where the real home owner is lying in bed... she thinks it's the guy she brought home, sits on the bed next to him... he wakes up, 'who the f*** are you!?!?!?'... it's dark, she still thinks it's the other guy, says 'oh, you know who I am...'
Home owner jumps out of his bed, runs out of his room, sees another dude passed out on the floor of his spare room, sees blood all over his bathroom, grabs his phone runs downstairs, sees the floor covered in blood, runs outside and calls police.
We walk in, see what looks like a murder scene... go upstairs, this drunk lady is standing there bleeding profusely from the face, standing over the 20 year old south african kid she brought home.
It took us a good two hours to figure out what the hell was going on.
What happened in BC there was nothing...
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Originally posted by JustGo
I have a way better story from Stampede last year...
that is awesome
Think he tap that ass in the end?
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People sleep with their apartments/homes unlocked at night?
Will fuck off, again.
Yup, such is the townhouse life... Locking doors is still a *little* bit optional if you feel you can hold your own, and don't keep any valuables around of high enough value that someone might consider stealing.
Most are built like roman courtyards, which means exactly like a modern recess playground in school, which means fortified with neighbors.
There are still a few hippie hangs in Calgary. There are still a few left in smaller more remote cities in California too. London is reverting back to it with all the squatters. Italian style, just the arch, not even a door nevermind a lock.
I don't know if I could get used to a big empty or a big full mansion that you'd need a couple gate guards to keep. "Slumming it" just seems to suit some people.
Cocoa $11,000 per ton.
Fuck, I REALLY didn't need to know about this shit. my mind is fucked for the next while.
*edit* what the hell? I was posting this in the abortion doctor thread, how the hell did it get here?
Last edited by spikerS; 01-19-2011 at 07:18 PM.
Boosted life tip #329
Girlfriends cost money
Turbos cost money
Both make whining noises
Make the smart choice.
Originally posted by Mibz
Always a fucking awful experience seeing spikers. Extra awful when he laps me.
From the same experience as JustGo, having seen the wierd and strange things drunk femals are capable of (and not in a good way) - I couldnt sleep next to a drunk strange female like that.....
Honestly guys, I didn't know what to do. Would have taken too long to load the gun and holy hell she was ugly.
Originally posted by FraserB
I think their main complaint is that they did not receive the stolen property they paid for.