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    Rage, did he know the vas was thicker than normal before the procedure started? Like does he do a quick check in the first appointment?

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    He detected it when he was playing with my balls and explained to me during the initial consultation.

    He told me to expect to be in bed for a week. I was pretty much useless until around day 6, so pretty close to his estimated recovery time.
    Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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    Question for those who had it done. Were you good enough by day 4 to make a 7 hour roadtrip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    Question for those who had it done. Were you good enough by day 4 to make a 7 hour roadtrip?
    95% would have no issues, the complications are quite rare, but even those would be 50/50 no problem for sitting in vehicle, with an ice pack.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    Question for those who had it done. Were you good enough by day 4 to make a 7 hour roadtrip?
    Depends on the person. I had complications and couldn’t drive comfortably for about 2 weeks. Road trip 3 weeks later was mostly fine. Wasn’t 100% till week 4.
    Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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    Pics?

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    I couldn't sit comfortably for more than an hour until week 3. I'm almost done week 4 now and only get one specific ache if I bend it downwards too far during sexy times, but that's getting less and less achy every time.

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    I had Dr. Crouse at Intramed do mine last thursday.

    I was in and out in 10 minutes tops, spent thursday icing the nuts and chilling on the couch.

    Friday/Saturday/Sunday I kept the ibuprofen in and was pretty much 90%.

    Today I am a bit more sore, but am back at work and sitting/walking around tediously all day.

    The smell of burning skin and the sound of his tools were the only things that bothered me mentally. Had absolutely 0 pain.

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    5 years later for me, still have nut tugs once a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by z24_wheels View Post
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    5 years later for me, still have nut tugs once a week
    6 years for me, Didn't have any nut tugs after the first 2 weeks. However, for the first 2 weeks, my sacks were the size of naval oranges.
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    Alright, it's been 3 months and the time has come to test to see if this procedure worked. I found it odd that the take home collection kit leaves out one very important piece of info (and Dr Crouse didn't mention it that I recall). You have to bring the specimen in before 10:30 AM. Here's more detailed info:

    http://www.calgarylabservices.com/la...tomy-Check.htm
    http://www.calgarylabservices.com/la...locations.aspx

    I also called to inquire about my nearest location to confirm that they accept it there and are open on Saturday. It would suck to show up later in the day to only find this info out, then you've already used up your cup and 3 day "build up".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swank View Post
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    Alright, it's been 3 months and the time has come to test to see if this procedure worked. I found it odd that the take home collection kit leaves out one very important piece of info (and Dr Crouse didn't mention it that I recall). You have to bring the specimen in before 10:30 AM. Here's more detailed info:

    http://www.calgarylabservices.com/la...tomy-Check.htm
    http://www.calgarylabservices.com/la...locations.aspx

    I also called to inquire about my nearest location to confirm that they accept it there and are open on Saturday. It would suck to show up later in the day to only find this info out, then you've already used up your cup and 3 day "build up".
    My instruction sheet states specifically it has to be in by 10:30am.

    I'm still getting a week's straight nut tugs sensations every month or so. It's really fucking annoying. Super sensitive, kids run by and graze my balls and I'm down and out on the ground. Tugging one out makes it sensitive as fuck for an hour but relieves things a little for the next day. Forget about sex, every thrust feels like I'm getting fisted into my gut or some shit. At least, that's how I imagined getting fisted would feel like.
    Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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    6 weeks so far for me now. No nut tugs, a sensation of blueballs once in awhile that seems to be lessening with time.

    First time sex was hilarious and horrifying at the same time. Crouse mentioned the first few ejaculates might have some blood. Fapped a few times after a week with nothing to note, but the first sexy fun times resulted in a blood bath facial for my wife. It was pure fucking red jizz. I thought I broke an artery or something, but everything felt fine. Her face was pretty much a reverse red wings.

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    Well that was a fucking joy.

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    My wife suggested this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbadboss101 View Post
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    My wife suggested this.
    It's of benefit to you beyond the benefits to your wife. Do it brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    Fapped a few times after a week with nothing to note, but the first sexy fun times resulted in a blood bath facial for my wife. It was pure fucking red jizz. I thought I broke an artery or something, but everything felt fine. Her face was pretty much a reverse red wings.
    I was squeamish reading this entire paragraph.

    I've been thinking about getting.this done - believing it was almost painless. (Buying into the radio ads, obviously). Now I'm nervous.

    Cut open my arm I am fine with it. But these are my balls, man...

    Already had a colonoscapy. That was emasculating enough...
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    Bro, that's super rare. Get er dun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    First time sex was hilarious and horrifying at the same time. Crouse mentioned the first few ejaculates might have some blood. Fapped a few times after a week with nothing to note, but the first sexy fun times resulted in a blood bath facial for my wife. It was pure fucking red jizz. I thought I broke an artery or something, but everything felt fine. Her face was pretty much a reverse red wings.
    Jesus.

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    I have a pretty low tolerance for pain. Crouse vasectomy was more uncomfortable than anything. Felt zero pain thanks to freezing. Just quick sharp pinch like stabs during freezing. Some light pain afterwards, scroll back and read my notes. My recovery wasn’t the norm tho.
    Originally posted by SEANBANERJEE
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