Vasectomy time!

[never]

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Fuck me, I would have entertained offers on mine at the time, I was pretty broke!

Takes a lot of balls to admit that.

[rage2]

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There's an image I did not want...

[dirtsniffer]

Is this free or what?

[rage2]

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Is this free or what?

Intramed is like $50 or $100? The base procedure is covered by Alberta Health. The $50 or $100 is the tip for grabbing your junk. I think.

[dirtsniffer]

That's good. Depending on how they calculate the size of the tip I should get a discount.

[benyl]

I think I paid $225 or $250.

Usually you get to finish at least once for that price. Instead, you get two different dudes touching your balls. One takes you dick and tapes it to your belly button, the other one BBQs your nuts.

All around good time was had by all.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I think I paid $225 or $250.

Usually you get to finish at least once for that price. Instead, you get two different dudes touching your balls. One takes you dick and tapes it to your belly button, the other one BBQs your nuts.

All around good time was had by all.

Wait - what!!?
They just set a racquetball eye patch over mine. Is this results not typical!??

[never]

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Usually you get to finish at least once for that price. Instead, you get two different dudes touching your balls. One takes you dick and tapes it to your belly button, the other one BBQs your nuts.

I only had one guy...he didn't need the second guy because he just told me to tuck it under my chin and hold it out of the way. Was a little awkward but...meh.

[spike98]

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Intramed is like $50 or $100? The base procedure is covered by Alberta Health. The $50 or $100 is the tip for grabbing your junk. I think.

Mine was $50 at Intramed. Its probably for the grab bag they give you when you leave.

Crouse had my balls in his hand and was asking me what my favorite chips were as his assistant was shoving goodies into the bag. Amazing.

[cyra1ax]

I have nothing to add to this thread other than it brought me a link to this awesome story haha.
https://forums.beyond.ca/threads/168...ep-It-A-Secret!

[killramos]

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Mine was $50 at Intramed. Its probably for the grab bag they give you when you leave.

Crouse had my balls in his hand and was asking me what my favorite chips were as his assistant was shoving goodies into the bag. Amazing.

That’s a man who loves his job

[never]

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That’s a man who loves his job

The doctors that do it may not love it but they definitely love the amount of money they can make pumping out so many simple procedures!

[killramos]

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The doctors that do it may not love it but they definitely love the amount of money they can make pumping out so many simple procedures!

Lots of ways to slice net job satisfaction that’s for sure.

[Disoblige]

I like spikerS' story more. Where a hot doctor came in and something about the doctor flicking his balls to tame his erection.

Or that's what I keep thinking the story was...

[skandalouz_08]

Just got back from Dr. Crouse, glad I had 18 pages of comments to read through before I went in. Was really fast and efficient and no hot nurses in sight... Now to wait for the freezing to wear off and see what kind of pain I'll be in.

[ExtraSlow]

Take it easy, use the peas, take it easy some more.

[Darell_n]

This is your last opportunity in your life to play the sympathy card to your wife. Use it wisely, my friend.

[legendboy]

2021 update, balls are fine, pain free and sterile. I have met a few guys over the year who made their woman get their tubes tied, shame on you selfish bastards!
Glad my post is still a living thread, I consider this my lifetime ultimate contribution to the internet

[skandalouz_08]

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This is your last opportunity in your life to play the sympathy card to your wife. Use it wisely, my friend.

Oh, for sure. I got to play it a couple years ago with laser eye surgery for a day. This one is much better as I can actually sit on my phone/laptop/watch TV rather than laying in a dark room.
@ExtraSlow - the gel ice pads they give out are money, no peas here!

[ExtraSlow]

I went back to peas. Delicious.