^ is that where to take it? So what do you do? Just bust a nut in the little clear vile then take it into foothills? I'm long overdue for mine, which I had done in early Nov
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^ is that where to take it? So what do you do? Just bust a nut in the little clear vile then take it into foothills? I'm long overdue for mine, which I had done in early Nov
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It's in the buildings across from Foothills. You go in there with a form, they give you a cup, send you into a room with the most outdated porn ever, jerk it in a cup, and give it to one of the hot receptionists which is pretty awkward.Originally posted by Graham_A_M
^ is that where to take it? So what do you do? Just bust a nut in the little clear vile then take it into foothills? I'm long overdue for mine, which I had done in early Nov
The magazines are terrible, there's bikers and fat fetish mags, the typical playboy from last year, and the TV porn is 80's chicks have pubes softcore porn playing on a 20" Tube CRT TV. I used youporn on my phone, much quicker haha.
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^ Jesus. Hahahaha. My god, that sounds impossibly awkward.
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Reasons to have a foreskinOriginally posted by codetrap
I didn't read all the instructions at first. No saliva... Had to wait a bit for a second sample and take care of it myself.
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You can take it to any Calgary lab services. Only a few wont accept it. I live in Cochrane which don't take it and they give you an hour to take it to the lab. So was pretty much wake up and do what ever you do then bust a nut, jump in the car and race to the nearest lab services. Mine was Market mall.
It was a bit awkward cause the lady knew what it was and it was still warm lol.
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Originally posted by snoop101
You can take it to any Calgary lab services. Only a few wont accept it. I live in Cochrane which don't take it and they give you an hour to take it to the lab. So was pretty much wake up and do what ever you do then bust a nut, jump in the car and race to the nearest lab services. Mine was Market mall.
It was a bit awkward cause the lady knew what it was and it was still warm lol.
Wouldn't using the parking lot been quicker?
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WTF - I was given a jar and told to drop off a sample a month or so later. Never had to set foot in the porn room.Originally posted by blitz
It only takes a day or two to do the actual test, but it gets done at the Fertility Clinic by the Foothills, then they have to send the results to Dr Crouse's office, then he has to review (which I think he only does on Fridays). Mine took about 2 weeks.
Dropped mine off at CLS (http://www.calgarylabservices.com/) - results were not more than a few days I think?
That's not sweat. It's your fat, crying.
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You can drop it off at any CLS location in Calgary, (before 11 am I think), and it gets couriers to the Fertility Clinic.
I had to do the porn room for testing before we had kids. It is indeed a creepy place
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If you want to experience the porn room, just ask your doctor to give you a form for it. It's worth it for the experience alone. That story never gets old, unlike the porn in that room.
Another funny detail, they give you a large pee cup for the sample there. My load looked pretty weak sauce in that cup. I even ate celery for a few weeks before going and still wasn't enough to fill 10% of that massive cup.
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Celery? What am I missing here?
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https://books.google.ca/books?id=tLy...celery&f=false
I was buying 2 bunches of celery a day for a while there to see if it worked lol.
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Huh. The more you know
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Yea it doesn't do anything. And I can not stand celery anymore. So brutal.
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It's in the buildings across from Foothills. You go in there with a form, they give you a cup, send you into a room with the most outdated porn ever, jerk it in a cup, and give it to one of the hot receptionists which is pretty awkward.
The magazines are terrible, there's bikers and fat fetish mags, the typical playboy from last year, and the TV porn is 80's chicks have pubes softcore porn playing on a 20" Tube CRT TV. I used youporn on my phone, much quicker haha.
I used the same place but they gave me a take home cup. I just had to have it back to them within 3 hours of the deed.
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The funniest one I heard was where a guy was fixed and his wife got pregnant. He accused her of cheating and almost got a divorce despite her saying otherwise. Final step was to get tested. He had no time for the porn room so he yanked one off in the parking lot and took it in with him. When they asked how old the sample was they were more than a little surprised when he said "about 1 minute" LOL Tested positive for swimmers so no divorce.
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This thread got me to pull out the paperwork we still have here. What the hell do they mean by "Is the sample complete?"
And I now know way to much about some beyonders I have had the pleasure of meeting IRL
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Shit, there's only 49 users here, I doubt we'll even break 100.
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There are honest perverts, and liars. That's it.Originally posted by baygirl
And I now know way to much about some beyonders I have had the pleasure of meeting IRL
That's not sweat. It's your fat, crying.
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