help me ruin lives...

[rampagesauce]

heres the deal, 2 corner houses, my house has 3 parking spots, other house has 6. but the other house is too lazy to shovel their parking spots (all parking spots are on the street) so instead of them getting stuck because of their lazyness they take my nicely shovelled spots and leave no room for us to park. and when they do park (3 roomates in the other house) they park like retards and 2 cars take up all my spots.

i live with 3 other roomates (only 2 of us drive) i have 2 cars, the other girl has 1 car. we tried being polite and going over to talk to them, but they brushed us off and kept parking over here.

im not gonna key or cause damage to their vehicles but what can i do to really make their lives miserable without them being sure it was me?

all ive done is pour water infront of there doors so they slip and fall, and pack snow around their tires when i shovel the walks. i was thinking of a turkey baster of water and freeze their door locks, but i want more ideas.

any thoughts?

[benz_890]

pepper-spray on their door handles

[nismodrifter]

Do as they do in Chicago:





I lol'd when I first saw it but the system works, if you dare to move the chairs and park there you do so knowing that your car may be vandalized when you return.

[rampagesauce]

i really dont feel like moving a chair everytime i goto park but it would save me alot of walking haha

does the pepper spray actually work? i wanna do that haha

keep 'em comming!

[Graham_A_M]

I'd build up a nice amount of water, thus creating a lake of ice, so they cant get out of it. Just add some water around each of their tires, wait for it to freeze add some more, wait for that to freeze.... pretty soon they'll never get their car out of the ice "lake". its not like they can do the same, as its right in front of your house.

After some ice picking and Ice melt spread out over a few hours in this cold, they'll quickly learn

I'd go out when they're trying to get their car out, and ask what their doing. then to what they reply, I'd say, "yeah didnt someone talk to you guys a whiles back about not parking in someone elses stalls? strange how this could have happened eh?"
Then smile smuggly and go walk back inside.

[Xamim]

On a cold night (like today), pour buckets of cold water over the car. Also, you can use the turkey baster and spray the water into the door jams.

[Type_S1]

freeze the door locks....let the air out of the tires...not all the air but enough that after they start driving they will need to go fill up.

[roll_over]

next summer pour fish souce for cooking all over their lawns

[JordanEG6]

I like the chair idea hahaha. Or use pylons. Or garbage/recycle bins.


Or you can be a dick, and just lay the parking spots with layers of ice.

[adam c]

some asshole put vaseline on my door handles even though i was parked in front of my house

[03ozwhip]

shovel their walkway for them......seems nice enough. then after a day or 2 when theyre all nicely parked in their spots, box them all in with the snow they should have shoveled and some man made ice. repeat until they finally figure it out.

[Dilmah]

Subscribed! This will get good...

Place a chain/rope from one of their cars to the other... And don't forget the video or it didn't happen!

[soiledunderwear]

Lose the vagina, grow a set of balls.

[Tik-Tok]

Stop shovelling your spots

Park on your lawn. Not going to hurt it this time of year. If they try parking behind you on the street (blocking you in). Call the city and have them towed. Even though there is no driveway, the city A) won't know, because of the snow on the street, you can't see there's no driveway, or B) won't care if there's a driveway or not, they're still blocking you in.

[03ozwhip]

^^^coming from a dude that shits himself.

edit: aimed at soiledunderwear.

[Graham_A_M]

^ LMAO BUSTED!!! (link please?)

If they dont have key fobs, another thing you can do is go out and buy a syringe at a pharmacy, or ask a diabetic friend if you have one, and inject copious amounts of water into their door key holes so they have no way of getting into their cars. A bunch of water on their windshields will really REALLY slow down their day, if they have to scrap 1cm of it off. Either that or pour water down their door jabs. They'll freeze solid, and never get in. Running extension cords all the way over to the cars using heat guys wont be that nice, especially considering their parked outside of YOUR house.

Make sure you politely decline if they ask to use yours.

[Tik-Tok]

Originally posted by Graham_A_M
^ LMAO BUSTED!!! (link please?)

I think it's implied in his user name.

[xxviet]

I lol'd when I first saw it but the system works, if you dare to move the chairs and park there you do so knowing that your car may be vandalized when you return.

lol chair will probably be going through the front of the windshield.

[03ozwhip]

^^lol no link just fact. i already got a "your beef" PM from him lol

[Graham_A_M]

Originally posted by 03ozwhip
^^lol no link just fact. i already got a "your beef" PM from him lol

Yeah? I just got this PM from that 12 year old loser.

You are gay. Admit it to the forum.