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  1. 01-13-2004, 12:58 PM #1
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    Default Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police

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  2. 01-13-2004, 01:06 PM #2
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    hahaha lol
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    rofl, it's old, but it's still hilarious.. I love the part where he says "bring a white friend".. hahah.
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    major old but fuckin hilarious!!!!! good find.
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    "Get a white friend"
    ahhah
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    saw this a few years ago on the internet.....and I STILL laugh everytime I see it ahhaha

    "is there a problem officer?
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  7. 01-13-2004, 06:14 PM #7
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    that just made my day.. turn that shit off... so funny!
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    LOL, ive seen that already but tis damn funny, that guy is hilarious
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    if yall wanna save it, as usual, right click, save target as...

    http://www.obrienpc.net/humor/multimedia/cr001.wmv
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    Chris Rock...funny funny guy...Saw him live a couple of years abck and it was a sick show... Had me and my friends in stitches...
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    was he in calgary??
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    LOL saw that awhile ago on T.V and its still funny as hell! Chris Rock tells it as it is
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.”
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    Originally posted by sxtasy
    was he in calgary??

    He was in Van City on Saturday...But I saw him in San Antonio...almost 3 years ago...
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    gold, freakin gold
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    The link doesn't work
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    just go to the actual site... go into humor and you can find a different link to it... obrienpc isn't hosting it anymore
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    link not working
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    Originally posted by ApexDrift
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    that has already been stated, read the whole thread before you post
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    try http://media-2.algonquincollege.com/...nteie/rock.wmv
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    Originally posted by t3rry



    that has already been stated, read the whole thread before you post


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