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    WELL obliesly im an idiot, i was at a macs store getting a drrink around 10pm and i backed up to leave and i had alot of space to go forward and turn to leave well i got destracted on my iphone looking at status updates and BOOM!!! i heard and felt a big bang! at first i diidnt know what i hit then i kept driving till i felt my car go off a curb. i get out and i did go over an island. fuck!! some shit got ripped off my car and my ca is shaking werid and making werid noises. i noticed a blacky oliy fluid leaking from car as well. im such an idiot!! when i turn on the ignition my car vibrates in a werid way and im scared to drive it now. soo im fucked!

    heres the island and you can see the red paint in the cement



    the thing that fell off




    the damage








    the cross membar i think?












    what is leaking? what part do i need to replace? i think the part im looking for the cross member? its broken in two places!! help pls

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    Wow! Thats bad!

    The pics are really hard to tell from but I think you've cracked your oil pan. If thats the case then you need to get that fixed for sure. Is your oil level low? Do not drive the car.

    I believe you are right in calling that a cross member.

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    What's with the balancing act you're performing with your ramps?

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    in this picture you can see the oil line was connected to the crossmember and how much it was moved back like 4-5 inches!!
    and the left and right side are cracked and it pushed against my oil pan i think. and maybe thats why its vibrating alot i dunno can anyone help?


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    P.S. Please don't go under your car with it parked on the ramps like that. You really are an idiot aren't you?

    Sorry I had to say it.

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    member is banned.

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    Haha, its just a custom title since he is such a tard.

    Take it to a shop on a tow truck. PM AndyL on here, he needs more pics for the tow of the week thread.
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    Wow you guys notice everything don't you? I dont care about the ramps I had my e brake on so it wouldn't go forward anyways.

    But back to topic my engine light went on now. I'm not taking it to the shop if it something that I can do. I hope it is. I'm not mechanically inclined but ill try to cut corners to actually buy the parts. Instead of getting raped by the dealer.

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    ^The only thing you can buy yourself in this case is some Vaseline. Take it to a mechanic.
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    You are an idiot. Its too bad you didnt do more damage.

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    Default Re: Im An Idoit Pt2

    Originally posted by focusdriv3r
    WELL obliesly im an idiot, i was at a macs store getting a drrink around 10pm and i backed up to leave and i had alot of space to go forward and turn to leave well i got destracted on my iphone looking at status updates and BOOM!!! i heard and felt a big bang! at first i diidnt know what i hit then i kept driving till i felt my car go off a curb. i get out and i did go over an island. fuck!! some shit got ripped off my car and my ca is shaking werid and making werid noises. i noticed a blacky oliy fluid leaking from car as well. im such an idiot!! when i turn on the ignition my car vibrates in a werid way and im scared to drive it now. soo im fucked!
    You prove consistently why you're a total retard...

    Way to get distracted by your phone and run into a curb... Can't really blame you for that tho, you're human, and ppl make mistakes. I can and will however chastise you for lacking the mental fortitude to realize you had run into a well anchored obstruction and then continuing forward...


    Clearly you're too dumb to drive a car. Take this as an obvious sign.

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    Originally posted by FraserB
    Haha, its just a custom title since he is such a tard.

    Take it to a shop on a tow truck. PM AndyL on here, he needs more pics for the tow of the week thread.
    Nah this wouldn't make the grade... Even the beyonder who pulled a pole smoker last night didn't make the grade, there's gotta be an appropriate level of carnage y'know

    I did almost post up the 16yr old who needed instruction on how to fill her car up though

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    Originally posted by jsn
    What's with the balancing act you're performing with your ramps?

    Originally posted by captain134
    P.S. Please don't go under your car with it parked on the ramps like that. You really are an idiot aren't you?

    Sorry I had to say it.

    Shhhhh.... Let Darwinism take it's course.

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    I didn't bother reading what you wrote before. Just saw the horrible ramp job you did. Why the hell would you be checking status updates while reversing? It probably takes 10 seconds, if that to reverse and leave a parking spot. Are you really THAT bored that you need to check status updates in that time period. FFS, get off the road.

    Edit: name of the thread explains it.

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    who banned this jimminy rickets?

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    I'm just here to confirm that you are indeed an idiot.

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    So I got way chiefed because its 420, after this I got cotton mouth and went to grab a drink from Macs. When I was leaving I was so high I didnt notice the curb and wrecked my shit.....

    Just how I think the story went j/k bro!

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    Why would you buy a car you can't afford to maintain? Is it an Impala? Some moron rear ended me in a red Impala.
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    You really need to take your car to a mechanic for your own safety. Some reasons why:

    - youíre not mechanically inclined
    - youíre willing to cut corners
    - you didnít recognize why having your car on ramps that are tilted may affect your safety. It doesnít take a structural or materials engineer to know that focusing that much load on one point significantly increases chances of failure. I donít think youíve even chocked your rear wheels.
    - mechanically, it looks like youíve broken a structural component of your car which has caused an oil leak. This is not a simple fix. Youíll likely need some specialized tools (code reader, impact tools, etc) and youíll want to get it inspected by a professional anyway. If youíve started your car with little to no oil in the engine, you could be looking at some pretty hefty repairs.

    I highly recommend you get it inspected by a professional. You might also want to consider going through insurance if the cost is high.

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