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    Default Just in time for Chinese new year... (Chinese proverbs)

    CHINESE PROVERBS
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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    Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth

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    i think its a

    but still damn funny!!

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    Wow this thread was a flop

    PS - not a repost :tongue:

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    haha!

    Those are hilarious!
    Originally posted by ashee
    What's 30 grand when you're buying a BMW, M6 please.


    Originally posted by t-im

    You sound like the type of guy who would buy a C-Class just so you could tell people you have a Benz.
    Oooh the irony.

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    so funny, so true.

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    Originally posted by 1badPT

    PS - not a repost :tongue:
    PS, it is a but it hasnt been here for a while

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    Fuck, those repost signs are retardedly annoying. If it is a repost, who gives a shit. Not EVERYBODY spends their whole day reading forums...if one person who has never read it enjoys it, LET IT BE.....


    Dorks.

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    There's a lot more, I can only remember one though.


    Man who let woman on top is fucking up.

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    man with dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts

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    Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger.

    Good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.


    LOL

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