Where You At Jesus!?

[ClearBluewater]

I woke up this morning, but he wasn't here

[A790]

You mean... this was all for nothing?!

No waiiiiiiii....

[VaN_HaMMeRSTeiN]

I actually woke up today... and Jesus was in my bed. It's great to be saved.

[R!zz0]

I saw Jesus in Mexico but he kept on pronouncing it "Hay-soos" Also John was with him so i started calling him "Hohn"

[D'z Nutz]

Originally posted by ClearBluewater
I woke up this morning, but he wasn't here

What an ass! Takes you out for a good time, had a few laughs, then want back to your place after. He probably won't even call. You two really seemed to click too

[BigMass]

[Seth1968]

dam you to hell naysayers!

Jesus still has aboot 14 hours to go before armagedden.

and hes relly horny to!

[Spoons]

Yeah it's supposedly at 6pm.... Cause you know the Rapture can only happen in the evening.

[masoncgy]

Is that 6:00pm eastern or pacific or...?

I'm confused. Need to know when to eat my last supper... or is that my last lunch?

[kvg]

I'm at work, so can someone post pics so I don't miss it.

[lasimmon]

Didn't ya know its at 6pm Local time? Or at least thats what that dude would have us believe haha

[n1zm0]

Originally posted by masoncgy
Is that 6:00pm eastern or pacific or...?

I'm confused. Need to know when to eat my last supper... or is that my last lunch?

http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.p...=&pagenumber=4

the first article:

According to Camping’s interpretation of biblical prophecy via SHTF Plan, May 21 will begin with cataclysmic natural events at 6:00 PM around New Zealand and progress around the world every hour. That means at 6:00 PM tomorrow, no matter where you are in the world, you can expect earthquakes and other disasters.

Source: http://www.bazics.net/2011/05/raptur...#ixzz1N12GDXNy

lol, it's 7:11 AM in NZ atm... Sunday the 22nd, 2011 7:11AM...

[derpderp]

The raptor doesn't show up until 6:00pm guys

[ddduke]

What kind of excuse do these guys use after the time comes and goes without anything happening? Do the followers stop believing them?

[Modelexis]

By focusing your attention on these nutty ideas, you actually give them more recognition than they're actually worth.

Why feed the religious trolls?

[rob the knob]

how come no one bring this up?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/2nd-An...9371148108513/

[rob the knob]

. (compueter problems0)

[eglove]

[derpderp]

Originally posted by ddduke
What kind of excuse do these guys use after the time comes and goes without anything happening? Do the followers stop believing them?

There was a study on this and often groups like this will just end up making claims that their knowledge and collective effort stopped the impending doom.

[ClearBluewater]

I dunno guys, if God really wanted the rapture to happen at any point in time, why WOULDNT he tell everyone!?