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    Default Spotted: Hot Carl

    I don't get why somebody would want that on their license plate, or why the registry would even allow it! Those of you who know what a hot carl is will understand. Fuckin' gross!

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    A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.

    LOL that's awesome

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    Leave my plate alone.
    Make the world a radder place, grow a mullet.
    Public Mobile is the best, just like Phil Collins haggard face.

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    no one gives maritimers shit for culturally appropriating donairs.

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    Almost as good as the Bukakke one someone on beyond had a while ago. Can't remember who it was.

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    Originally posted by soloracer
    I wonder if he wears this shirt:

    http://www.zazzle.ca/hot_carl_and_th...47933509066804
    lmao that is so gross
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    you mack daddy

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    I wonder how many drunk people have shit on his hood

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    saw that last year


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    Hot Karl
    The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the same man who moments earlier was balls deep in her can.
    Hot Karl Candy Cane
    A variation of the above in which the man who is receiving the oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around.


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    or, you know, maybe the drivers name is Carl and he is pretty high on himself?

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    hahaha
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    I thought a hot carl was shitting inside of a tube sock, then taking the warm soggy production and boffing someone across the face with it ?

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    ^^that's called the bean carl.....
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    My god I'm out of touch with various sexual terminology.



    The best part is that he is driving a Vulva.
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    Guess felt the need to alienate himself from Volvo owner stereotypes

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    Arash reminds me of Mar but I can't tell which one is more stupid.
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    Yeah well I wonder how they get the soft flowing caramel inside the Caramilk bar but you don't see me making a god damn thread about it. Slap your wife Baygirl, straighten him out.

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    not to be confused with a 'warm carl'
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    WTF lol why did I spot this one again hahaha


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